13 definitions by Q-City Wordsmith

the prize you should get for 4th place as gold is for 1st, silver is for 2nd, bronze is for 3rd
Even though Charlie finished outside the top 3, he ran a good race. I think he deserves the wooden medal.
by Q-City Wordsmith October 24, 2009
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when someone starts out annoying, does something moronic, ends up retarded and thinks everyone owes them something because of it

someone too lazy to become a disabilitator

someone who takes advantage of the disability system for personal gain

John was getting on my nerves, but after he pulled a wittler and will sponge off the system, I really don't want to be around him.

I wish John would go get a job. I'm tired of him being a wittler.

by Q-City Wordsmith January 31, 2009
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slang term for a child seat as the slang term for a baby is trophy
Girl: Did you hear Heather had a baby?

Guy: I figured after I seen a trophy case in the back of her Honda.
by Q-City Wordsmith October 24, 2009
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A mythical creature typically represented as a single mother that doesn't use Government assistance.
Even though being a single mom was tough, Janet worked hard to get a degree so she could get a high paying job and become a unicorn instead of a freeloading, street urchin.
by Q-City Wordsmith December 13, 2013
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a display of driving excellence performed by a non-professional driver during a track day or autocross event
When Walter went through that chicane, he totally looked like the Stig.
by Q-City Wordsmith February 9, 2009
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a motor vehicle that is loud, but not fast

a motor vehicle that sounds like it is going like hell, but isn't
Guy #1 "Did you hear that shit box Camaro go by?"

Guy #2 "I sure did, it was running like a Harley."
by Q-City Wordsmith June 16, 2009
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