Girl: I told my friend that a gang bang at the college was a bad idea. Now she's pregnant.
Guy: Look on the bright side. If she decides to keep the baby, she'll have a trophy to flaunt.
Guy: Look on the bright side. If she decides to keep the baby, she'll have a trophy to flaunt.
by Q-City Wordsmith October 24, 2009
What any self-respecting Twilight fan is due to the fact that Team Edward supports a whiney emo-like sparkly vampire and Team Jacob supports a childish crybaby werewolf. Team Alice supports the character of Alice Cullen, one of the few characters in the series that actually has a likable personality.
Fan 1 - "Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?"
Fan 2 - "Neither, I'm Team Alice."
Fan 1 - "What???? How can you not support Edward or Jacob?"
Fan 2 - "Easy, they have pathetic personalities and Alice doesn't."
Fan 2 - "Neither, I'm Team Alice."
Fan 1 - "What???? How can you not support Edward or Jacob?"
Fan 2 - "Easy, they have pathetic personalities and Alice doesn't."
by Q-City Wordsmith November 23, 2009
After Kia built a car manufacturing plant on the Georgia-Alabama border, they hired the cast of "Deliverance" to build their cars.
by Q-City Wordsmith February 02, 2009
Girl: Did you hear Heather had a baby?
Guy: I figured after I seen a trophy case in the back of her Honda.
Guy: I figured after I seen a trophy case in the back of her Honda.
by Q-City Wordsmith October 24, 2009
when someone starts out annoying, does something moronic, ends up retarded and thinks everyone owes them something because of it
someone too lazy to become a disabilitator
someone who takes advantage of the disability system for personal gain
someone too lazy to become a disabilitator
someone who takes advantage of the disability system for personal gain
John was getting on my nerves, but after he pulled a wittler and will sponge off the system, I really don't want to be around him.
I wish John would go get a job. I'm tired of him being a wittler.
I wish John would go get a job. I'm tired of him being a wittler.
by Q-City Wordsmith January 31, 2009
Guy 1: Quincy traffic would run smoother if all these Mobillies didn't work over here.
Guy 2: Yeah, I know what you mean. At least you can identify a Mobilly by their license plate and steer clear of them.
Guy 2: Yeah, I know what you mean. At least you can identify a Mobilly by their license plate and steer clear of them.
by Q-City Wordsmith October 24, 2009