Q-City Wordsmith's definitions

Between shit and syphilis

where you find sympathy in the dictionary

I was looking for sympathy and was told to look between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.

by Q-City Wordsmith January 30, 2009

Unicorn

A mythical creature typically represented as a single mother that doesn't use Government assistance.

Even though being a single mom was tough, Janet worked hard to get a degree so she could get a high paying job and become a unicorn instead of a freeloading, street urchin.

by Q-City Wordsmith December 12, 2013

cast of "Deliverance"

the white employees of any southern based business

After Kia built a car manufacturing plant on the Georgia-Alabama border, they hired the cast of "Deliverance" to build their cars.

by Q-City Wordsmith February 2, 2009

Wittler

when someone starts out annoying, does something moronic, ends up retarded and thinks everyone owes them something because of it

someone too lazy to become a disabilitator

someone who takes advantage of the disability system for personal gain

John was getting on my nerves, but after he pulled a wittler and will sponge off the system, I really don't want to be around him.

I wish John would go get a job. I'm tired of him being a wittler.

by Q-City Wordsmith January 31, 2009

Mobilly

a Missouri hillbilly

what people in IL call people from MO

Guy 1: Quincy traffic would run smoother if all these Mobillies didn't work over here.

Guy 2: Yeah, I know what you mean. At least you can identify a Mobilly by their license plate and steer clear of them.

by Q-City Wordsmith October 24, 2009

Wooden Medal

the prize you should get for 4th place as gold is for 1st, silver is for 2nd, bronze is for 3rd

Even though Charlie finished outside the top 3, he ran a good race. I think he deserves the wooden medal.

by Q-City Wordsmith October 24, 2009