A hair softening and straightening product. Usually a "leave-in liquid", this product is designed with no petrolatum products and only natural oils to soften hair from the follicle to (often split) ends. Designed for African-Americans, it is also an excellent facial hair conditioner for anyone with rough beard or facial hair. The fragrance is mild and pleasant. It is not greasy, and although it will wash off of your hands quite easily, it's effects do not wash off during showering or normal washing. It was effective on a neglected beard with split ends and a high degree of product abuse which made the hairs dry and brittle.
I couldn't find facial hair conditioner so I tried Hair Mayonnaise. Best stuff ever, and I'm soft as ever.
by PyroLogiK January 13, 2008
Verb. While taking a hit of weed through a pipe or bowl, the stoner coughs. The term Volcano refers to the flaming herb and burning ash that is erupted out of the bowl, often burning holes in carpet or even pot head's hair!
by Pyrologik June 09, 2005
by PyroLogik March 04, 2005
Mayonnaise packets obtained at Chick-Fil-A restaurants.
May be improperly referred to as Chick-Fil-Mayo.
May be improperly referred to as Chick-Fil-Mayo.
Parking at Chick-Fil-A, I told my friend not to forget to grab as much Chick-Fil-Ayonnaise as he could without attracting looks. I always get my money's worth at fast food establishments.
by PyroLogiK September 04, 2007
An often strong liquor, usually clear but with a strong smell, much like rubbing alcohol. Sold under brands like Gordon's 'London Dry Gin' and Bombay 'Sapphire'. Often used to escape life temporarily or make high skool more interesting.
by PyroLogiK December 17, 2003
by PyroLogiK December 17, 2003
See Chode. A play on the word Totem Pole, those big carved wood poles Native Americans carve into designs.
by PyroLogiK December 17, 2003