Definitions by Pweaw

The Ovulating Monkey

Similar to The Ambulating Monkey, except your homie is female and the bananas simulate ovulation at an increased rate.

Yo man what’s up with random?
Oh she’s just doing the ovulating monkey.

Female: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIII

The Ovulating Monkey by Pweaw February 12, 2024

Christrolled 

When Christians create media that hooks you on a seemingly secular topic, then unexpectedly relate it to Jesus Christ.

Christian: You know, YouTube’s algorithm is like… somewhat of a gospel you have to follow.
Viewer: Yeah, that seems pretty spot on
Christian: You know gospels are pretty epic, like the gospel of Jesus Christ the lord… fuck you, you’ve been Christrolled!
Viewer: OH SHIT.

Christrolled by Pweaw February 12, 2024

Jackassery

The qualities of being Tinks

Normal Person: Hi
Tinks: something stupid HAHAHAHAAHA *gasp* ahahahahahahah *asthma attack* you have to admit that was hilarious
Normal Person: That has to be some real jackassery

Jackassery by Pweaw June 26, 2023

Chugs

A term for chewable drugs. Mainly used by mailmen who are trying to impress the old people they deliver letters to, they’ll strike up a friendly conversations about the chugs they got in Springfield.

Postman: Hey! I’ve got your letters!
Old Woman: Oh. Thank you kind sir
Postman: No problem, I picked up some chugs from that alley right around Franklin Avenue.
Old Woman: Oh I also had some chips, want to do The Ambulating Monkey later?
Postman: Why of course!

Chugs by Pweaw February 26, 2022

RPS 

Former owner of SMPEarth.
Stands for “Rarely a Penny Sent”

Yo dude make sure to pay for our food
Okay.

Later...
Yo why didn’t you pay for the food? We’re being sent to prison!
I didn’t know you meant pay immediately
God you’re such an RPS

RPS by Pweaw July 10, 2021

Get Down Get Dirty

When you and your comrades get down and roll around in communist dirt or mud.

If you’re clean, you need to get down get dirty or else you won’t end up doing The Ambulating Monkey with your comrades!

Get Down Get Dirty by Pweaw July 8, 2021

The Ambulating Monkey 

When your homie is stumbling around eating bananas after sixty nine shots of tequila

Dude 1: Yo man what’s up with Random?
Dude 2: Oh he’s just doing The Ambulating Monkey.

The Ambulating Monkey by Pweaw July 6, 2021