So, a Sugar Plum Cock (SPC) is a cock, around the holiday season, that engages in anal intercourse and, when disengaging (withdrawing) pulls out a “plum.” The “plum” is actually a turd.
by Purplenado March 07, 2023
BORGulance is an ambulance utilized to medically transport students that have consumed WAY TOO much BORG.
28 ambulances, mmhhh, BORGulances, carried away intoxicated students at the Blarney Blowout. Thoughts and prayers are requested for these poor, unfortunate students.
by Purplenado March 07, 2023
Ye Old Mill is a beloved attraction at the Minnesota State Fair. It is a love tunnel type ride. Some people (not me) take advantage of the darkness and over five minute duration of the ride to kiss and make out. Or, to take a toke off their vape (nicotine or cannabis).
by Purplenado March 06, 2023
So, hide the potato (HTP) is a popular game in Florida (especially South Florida) where you get as big a potato possible and shove it up your butt. Some brave souls even try two!
Today, on my agenda, was a trip to Publix, in order to find the best, the biggest, and juiciest potato in order to shove up my rear for absolute pure ecstasy. Ahhhh! Oooh! Soooo fulfilling! Yep, I’m going straight to Hell. It happens. I’ve just got to hide the potato.
by Purplenado March 07, 2023
So, the never ending lawsuit is a lawsuit that drags on for years and years. Really, if you think about it, both sides are undeserving. Unfortunately, friends and relatives must hear about it over and over and OVER again.
The never ending lawsuit for Michael’s estate has been going for so many years that I have lost count.
by Purplenado March 06, 2023
Gronk's BORG contains the following ingredients: copious amounts of pussy juice, Gatorade, Cisco, Levitra, caffeine, and Country Time Lemonade Mix.
IDK what was in Gronk's BORG, but I actually had to call a BORGulance because I had explosive and raging diarrhea.
by Purplenado March 07, 2023
FM's BORG contains the following ingredients: half a cup of water, Popov Vodka, Ronrico Silver Rum, Beefeater Gin, Sauza Gold Tequila, Peach Cisco, pumpkin beer (any brand), cup of moonshine soaked cherries, and a cup of sugar.
FM's BORG (FM stands for freaky man) is like a Long Island Ice Tea in a former water jug. BEWARE! Only make and drink if your tolerance is super high!
by Purplenado March 07, 2023