Definitions by Purplenado
B trucker meal
B trucker meal is the following: orange pop, meatloaf, shrimp tray, a burrito, pepperoni pizza, and half a plastic container of cheap neapolitian ice cream.
B trucker meal by Purplenado March 10, 2023
trucker meal
When you sit down to eat a trucker meal, you are eating enough or more to feed the average trucker. If you are on a diet and someone comments you are having a trucker meal, you should definitely only eat a quarter or less of what is on your plate. A trucker meal is a gluttonous meal and YOU WILL plug up the toilet later on, so think of others.
Auntie M exclaimed “B is having a trucker meal.” B shouted to Auntie M to “go fuck herself.” B sauntered off to the kitchen for seconds. A loud fart and atrocious smell lingered for quite some time.
trucker meal by Purplenado March 10, 2023
straight up cock
I met M in a dive bar and we got to know each other. We went to his place and what I got was some straight up cock. I walked funny for a week.
straight up cock by Purplenado March 10, 2023
doggy poop butt
You bring your dog out for a walk and come back inside, where, lo and behold, there’s a huge poopy stuck to the dog’s ass that never came off outside. You can’t take it off with dabbing with a paper towel. You gotta shower off that dog butt. How fun is that?!
Oh no, my dog has doggy poop butt after the walk today. What the hell am I gonna do. It smells so bad. Aaargh! Puke puke.
doggy poop butt by Purplenado March 10, 2023
little boy no
What I have to keep telling my dog when he barks just because the other dog is barking. As in, he has no idea why he’s barking. He’s just doing it because the other dog is.
I said “little boy no” because he was barking because the female dog was barking and that dog barks at everything. Therefore, they are both barking at nothing.
little boy no by Purplenado March 10, 2023
pink tweeter
pink tweeter by Purplenado March 10, 2023