pocket fold

Like scissoring, but when the two women also fold their upper bodies over each other.

Julie and Anne became experts at the pocket fold this afternoon.

by Puntmuffer October 08, 2017

bad conduct discharge

Ejaculate that leaks from your mistress's vagina after sex.

My army buddy just stared in disbelief at the bad conduct discharge that was lying on the bed - he had thought sex with the general's wife would cheer him up, but it was sex with her in the first place that led to his court martial.

by Puntmuffer October 23, 2018

Going down under

1) Sucking Thor's hammer;
2) Teabagging Thor;
3) Pegging Thor;
4) Masturbating while thinking of Thor;
5) Taking ten days off in Australia.

Last night I told Lior that he is lucky I met him before Thor. I told him that I would be in Australia right now going down under.

by Puntmuffer October 28, 2017

Peanut butter ho ho

A sex act wherein a prostitute smears your penis with creamy Jif and gives you a blowjob, while you're dressed as Santa Claus

I'm so pissed off - I paid for a peanut butter ho ho yesterday, but the damn whore only had chunky Skippy and then it got all over my rented costume - worst office Christmas party ever.

by Puntmuffer September 27, 2017

Legos in the shower

Jizz that's dried out and hardened on a shower floor.

Shira swore she'd never shower second again after almost stepping on the Legos in the shower.

by Puntmuffer October 25, 2017

Golden Queen

1. The epitome of physical perfection, especially as it relates to the vascular system.
2. RuPaul after a golden shower.
3. The successor to the back-door queen.
4. The eponymous band's output from 1974-1981.

You can call her a golden queen, but just don't call her an accountant.

by Puntmuffer October 15, 2018

Choke on a potato

What to call it when you're teabagging someone with massive balls and you start to gag.

Ari was afraid he'd choke on a potato at lunch today.

by Puntmuffer October 04, 2017