Puhercules's definitions

Lady Gaga

-Cher 2.0

but with a tighter ass

Lady Gaga went to the surgeon to get her testicles removed...for the third time

by Puhercules May 2, 2010

stalker

-what ex girflfriends do during the flollowin 6 months after ending a relationship
-what facebook, myspace and all that shit promote (being a)

1: dude, caroline totally fucked up my dating plan with jessica...she said she was still my gf
2: men, she really is a psycho-ass-stalker

by Puhercules August 6, 2009

fart

1) sigh of the soul

2) male's business card

1
a: your farts smell like play-doh
b: correction, my soul smells like play-doh...

2
i made many friends yesterday because my farts smelled like shit...

by Puhercules April 29, 2010

wikiposer

one who pretends to know it all, but the source of info is wikipedia..they even quote exactly as written in the article and denial is always part of their personality

regular dude: i love the way minne riperton sings..
wikiposer: Riperton is perhaps best remembered today for her ability to sing in the whistle register, in which she had rare facility.

OR they even citate what they shouldn't

regular dude: shit, i love beer..
wikiposer: Beer is the world's oldest1 and most widely consumed2 alcoholic beverage and the third most popular drink overall after water and tea - see image above-
regular dude: wtf?

by Puhercules May 17, 2010

babyshitter

a bitch who fucks without protection, therefore shits babies...

Pamela Anderson is a babyshitter and i'm surprised Paris Hilton doesn't enter this definition..

by Puhercules May 8, 2010

hentai

porn for 30-year old nerds and virgins

my cousin is a nerd, lives in my aunt's basement, works at a comic store and is a nerd, therefore, he sees hentai...

by Puhercules August 8, 2009

where have you been?

the question every man fears...

wife: where have you been?
husband: ...

by Puhercules May 8, 2010