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by Puhercules May 2, 2010
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-what facebook, myspace and all that shit promote (being a)
-what facebook, myspace and all that shit promote (being a)
1: dude, caroline totally fucked up my dating plan with jessica...she said she was still my gf
2: men, she really is a psycho-ass-stalker
2: men, she really is a psycho-ass-stalker
by Puhercules August 6, 2009
Get the stalker mug.the only known way by men to prevent being stuck at home with a whining ass bitch wife and avoid giving away half your properties thru a divorce...not fun, but necessary
also a great excuse to be a cheater, avoid social acitivities boring for men, watch football w/friends, etc...really handy
also a great excuse to be a cheater, avoid social acitivities boring for men, watch football w/friends, etc...really handy
Example 1:
whining ass bitch demanding by cp to husband: bring me a burger!
husband: can't sweetie :S i'm at work
(while a stripper shakes her ass
on your face..)
Example 2:
wife: remember we've got dinner tonight with my parents..(on monday night football)
husband: sorry sweetheart, i've got a pile of files my boss wants for tomorrow at 7
whining ass bitch demanding by cp to husband: bring me a burger!
husband: can't sweetie :S i'm at work
(while a stripper shakes her ass
on your face..)
Example 2:
wife: remember we've got dinner tonight with my parents..(on monday night football)
husband: sorry sweetheart, i've got a pile of files my boss wants for tomorrow at 7
by Puhercules August 5, 2009
Get the work mug.a person who creates "facts" to prove an accusation...
a portmanteau of accusation and hallucination.
a portmanteau of accusation and hallucination.
a: i heard that 8 out of 10 guys take a dump on their gf in the second date...
b: where you heard that?
a: i just did it..
b: nah! bullshit! you're an accucinator..
b: where you heard that?
a: i just did it..
b: nah! bullshit! you're an accucinator..
by Puhercules July 30, 2009
Get the accucinator mug.i figured out to add intellectual boner to urban dictionary afer reading the little novel in the horny definition...dunno why
by Puhercules May 8, 2010
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a: your farts smell like play-doh
b: correction, my soul smells like play-doh...
2
i made many friends yesterday because my farts smelled like shit...
a: your farts smell like play-doh
b: correction, my soul smells like play-doh...
2
i made many friends yesterday because my farts smelled like shit...
by Puhercules April 29, 2010
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