Definitions by Puhercules

Lady Gaga

-Cher 2.0

but with a tighter ass

Lady Gaga went to the surgeon to get her testicles removed...for the third time

Lady Gaga by Puhercules May 2, 2010

fart 

1) sigh of the soul

2) male's business card

1
a: your farts smell like play-doh
b: correction, my soul smells like play-doh...

2
i made many friends yesterday because my farts smelled like shit...

fart by Puhercules April 29, 2010

hentai 

porn for 30-year old nerds and virgins

my cousin is a nerd, lives in my aunt's basement, works at a comic store and is a nerd, therefore, he sees hentai...

hentai by Puhercules August 8, 2009

huele moles 

from mexican spanish "mole (food, sauce..not the animal) - smeller"...

adj. a person who can't stand seeing a frind flirting with a hottie and instinctively stands between both and pretends knowing the girl and starts flirting with her making you aside...

barx: dude! pablo is sucha huele moles!
maza: why's that?
barx: yesterday i was hitting on this girl and when he realized, he stand between us and told her that he had seen her at a party...but the girl didn't even know him!
maza: yep, that is pablo..

huele moles by Puhercules August 8, 2009

stalker 

-what ex girflfriends do during the flollowin 6 months after ending a relationship
-what facebook, myspace and all that shit promote (being a)

1: dude, caroline totally fucked up my dating plan with jessica...she said she was still my gf
2: men, she really is a psycho-ass-stalker

stalker by Puhercules August 6, 2009

work 

the only known way by men to prevent being stuck at home with a whining ass bitch wife and avoid giving away half your properties thru a divorce...not fun, but necessary

also a great excuse to be a cheater, avoid social acitivities boring for men, watch football w/friends, etc...really handy

Example 1:

whining ass bitch demanding by cp to husband: bring me a burger!
husband: can't sweetie :S i'm at work

(while a stripper shakes her ass

on your face..)

Example 2:

wife: remember we've got dinner tonight with my parents..(on monday night football)
husband: sorry sweetheart, i've got a pile of files my boss wants for tomorrow at 7

work by Puhercules August 5, 2009

lover 

someone you fuck outside a more serioues relationship..

1: yo! brittany is so fuckin' hot!
2: yep..she was my lover when y was dating marcia

lover by Puhercules July 31, 2009