wikiposer

one who pretends to know it all, but the source of info is wikipedia..they even quote exactly as written in the article and denial is always part of their personality
regular dude: i love the way minne riperton sings..
wikiposer: Riperton is perhaps best remembered today for her ability to sing in the whistle register, in which she had rare facility.

OR they even citate what they shouldn't

regular dude: shit, i love beer..
wikiposer: Beer is the world's oldest1 and most widely consumed2 alcoholic beverage and the third most popular drink overall after water and tea - see image above-
regular dude: wtf?
by Puhercules May 17, 2010
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work

the only known way by men to prevent being stuck at home with a whining ass bitch wife and avoid giving away half your properties thru a divorce...not fun, but necessary

also a great excuse to be a cheater, avoid social acitivities boring for men, watch football w/friends, etc...really handy
Example 1:

whining ass bitch demanding by cp to husband: bring me a burger!
husband: can't sweetie :S i'm at work

(while a stripper shakes her ass

on your face..)

Example 2:

wife: remember we've got dinner tonight with my parents..(on monday night football)
husband: sorry sweetheart, i've got a pile of files my boss wants for tomorrow at 7
by Puhercules August 06, 2009
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hentai

porn for 30-year old nerds and virgins
my cousin is a nerd, lives in my aunt's basement, works at a comic store and is a nerd, therefore, he sees hentai...
by Puhercules August 09, 2009
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stalker

-what ex girflfriends do during the flollowin 6 months after ending a relationship
-what facebook, myspace and all that shit promote (being a)
1: dude, caroline totally fucked up my dating plan with jessica...she said she was still my gf
2: men, she really is a psycho-ass-stalker
by Puhercules August 06, 2009
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intellectual boner

a boner you get while reading erotic material
i figured out to add intellectual boner to urban dictionary afer reading the little novel in the horny definition...dunno why
by Puhercules May 08, 2010
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Husband's Duty

A status where you MOST forget bout your social life or any fun activity to remember you are married, and that includes doing the shittiest duties a man can ever be asked to do...
-Jenny's gotta period and she needs some tampons...i'm now on husband's duty
by Puhercules May 08, 2010
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where have you been?

wife: where have you been?
husband: ...
by Puhercules May 08, 2010
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