hentai

porn for 30-year old nerds and virgins

my cousin is a nerd, lives in my aunt's basement, works at a comic store and is a nerd, therefore, he sees hentai...

by Puhercules August 09, 2009

stalker

-what ex girflfriends do during the flollowin 6 months after ending a relationship
-what facebook, myspace and all that shit promote (being a)

1: dude, caroline totally fucked up my dating plan with jessica...she said she was still my gf
2: men, she really is a psycho-ass-stalker

by Puhercules August 06, 2009

intellectual boner

a boner you get while reading erotic material

i figured out to add intellectual boner to urban dictionary afer reading the little novel in the horny definition...dunno why

by Puhercules May 08, 2010

huele moles

from mexican spanish "mole (food, sauce..not the animal) - smeller"...

adj. a person who can't stand seeing a frind flirting with a hottie and instinctively stands between both and pretends knowing the girl and starts flirting with her making you aside...

barx: dude! pablo is sucha huele moles!
maza: why's that?
barx: yesterday i was hitting on this girl and when he realized, he stand between us and told her that he had seen her at a party...but the girl didn't even know him!
maza: yep, that is pablo..

by Puhercules August 08, 2009

drunk

the perfect camouflage to blend in

i gotta be drunk in order to have friends...

by Puhercules May 09, 2010

accucinator

a person who creates "facts" to prove an accusation...
a portmanteau of accusation and hallucination.

a: i heard that 8 out of 10 guys take a dump on their gf in the second date...
b: where you heard that?
a: i just did it..
b: nah! bullshit! you're an accucinator..

by Puhercules July 30, 2009

Husband's Duty

A status where you MOST forget bout your social life or any fun activity to remember you are married, and that includes doing the shittiest duties a man can ever be asked to do...

-Jenny's gotta period and she needs some tampons...i'm now on husband's duty

by Puhercules May 08, 2010