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adj.- an automatic boner for you to jerk off after seeing a real hot chick in any format (magazine, video, real, etc.)
1: dude! did you see that chick's ass?
2: perfect! i guess that's why jonas went to the bath..
1: total jerkomatic...i'm goin' too
2: wanker...
2: perfect! i guess that's why jonas went to the bath..
1: total jerkomatic...i'm goin' too
2: wanker...
by Puhercules July 30, 2009
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-what facebook, myspace and all that shit promote (being a)
-what facebook, myspace and all that shit promote (being a)
1: dude, caroline totally fucked up my dating plan with jessica...she said she was still my gf
2: men, she really is a psycho-ass-stalker
2: men, she really is a psycho-ass-stalker
by Puhercules August 6, 2009
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a portmanteau of accusation and hallucination.
a portmanteau of accusation and hallucination.
a: i heard that 8 out of 10 guys take a dump on their gf in the second date...
b: where you heard that?
a: i just did it..
b: nah! bullshit! you're an accucinator..
b: where you heard that?
a: i just did it..
b: nah! bullshit! you're an accucinator..
by Puhercules July 30, 2009
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a: your farts smell like play-doh
b: correction, my soul smells like play-doh...
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i made many friends yesterday because my farts smelled like shit...
a: your farts smell like play-doh
b: correction, my soul smells like play-doh...
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i made many friends yesterday because my farts smelled like shit...
by Puhercules April 29, 2010
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adj. a person who can't stand seeing a frind flirting with a hottie and instinctively stands between both and pretends knowing the girl and starts flirting with her making you aside...
adj. a person who can't stand seeing a frind flirting with a hottie and instinctively stands between both and pretends knowing the girl and starts flirting with her making you aside...
barx: dude! pablo is sucha huele moles!
maza: why's that?
barx: yesterday i was hitting on this girl and when he realized, he stand between us and told her that he had seen her at a party...but the girl didn't even know him!
maza: yep, that is pablo..
maza: why's that?
barx: yesterday i was hitting on this girl and when he realized, he stand between us and told her that he had seen her at a party...but the girl didn't even know him!
maza: yep, that is pablo..
by Puhercules August 8, 2009
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