Definitions by Puhercules

accucinator 

a person who creates "facts" to prove an accusation...
a portmanteau of accusation and hallucination.

a: i heard that 8 out of 10 guys take a dump on their gf in the second date...
b: where you heard that?
a: i just did it..
b: nah! bullshit! you're an accucinator..

accucinator by Puhercules July 30, 2009

jerkomatic 

adj.- an automatic boner for you to jerk off after seeing a real hot chick in any format (magazine, video, real, etc.)

1: dude! did you see that chick's ass?
2: perfect! i guess that's why jonas went to the bath..
1: total jerkomatic...i'm goin' too
2: wanker...

jerkomatic by Puhercules July 30, 2009