accucinator

a person who creates "facts" to prove an accusation...
a portmanteau of accusation and hallucination.

a: i heard that 8 out of 10 guys take a dump on their gf in the second date...
b: where you heard that?
a: i just did it..
b: nah! bullshit! you're an accucinator..

by Puhercules July 30, 2009

lover

someone you fuck outside a more serioues relationship..

1: yo! brittany is so fuckin' hot!
2: yep..she was my lover when y was dating marcia

by Puhercules July 31, 2009