Puddintan3's definitions

FEUBAR

Worse than FUBAR, Fucked Everything Up Beyond All Recognition.

If the new virus gets on your network, it will FEUBAR on all machines and other network devices.

The server farm had a sprinkler system instead of the new FE-13™ fire suppression. When the fire started the other day, the water went off and FEUBAR.

by Puddintan3 March 1, 2017

Neinstein

(From German) nein "no" + Stein "stone, jewel"

Antonym of "Einstein" as relates in general to "genius". Not smart. Lacking intelligence. Dumb as a box of rocks. 0 < IQ < 1.

Did you know that Albert Einstein is rumored to have had a cousin who was as dumb as Albert was smart? Friedrich "Freddy" Neinstein.

Watch out for that guy around here. He may be a boss, but he's a real Neinstein!

by Puddintan3 March 7, 2017

ISTBY

Used as a hashtag or by itself, this is what you say to somebody who really fvcked up:
It
Sucks
To
Be
You!

You made a ruling to take away WOMEN'S RIGHTS? IN AMERICA? #ISTBY

You won't protect little kids from mass shootings? #ISTBY

by Puddintan3 August 6, 2022

#TISS

The (sometimes snarky) response to the phrase, "If you see something, say something"
There
I
Said
Something = #TISS

The proper hashtag to close a comment back to a clueless person (politician) pretending they don't understand reporting unsafe or unsecure situations.

Similar to #TIFIFY -- "There, I Fixed It For You."

I see a disingenuous moron on Twitter once again pretending we don't already know why this happens. Who all do I need to report you to? #TISS

Maybe if you didn't vote against every bill intended to help people, there wouldn't be a problem? #TISS

by Puddintan3 May 25, 2022