Puddintan3's definitions

FEUBAR

Worse than FUBAR, Fucked Everything Up Beyond All Recognition.

If the new virus gets on your network, it will FEUBAR on all machines and other network devices.

The server farm had a sprinkler system instead of the new FE-13™ fire suppression. When the fire started the other day, the water went off and FEUBAR.

by Puddintan3 March 1, 2017

Neinstein

(From German) nein "no" + Stein "stone, jewel"

Antonym of "Einstein" as relates in general to "genius". Not smart. Lacking intelligence. Dumb as a box of rocks. 0 < IQ < 1.

Did you know that Albert Einstein is rumored to have had a cousin who was as dumb as Albert was smart? Friedrich "Freddy" Neinstein.

Watch out for that guy around here. He may be a boss, but he's a real Neinstein!

by Puddintan3 March 7, 2017

otoproctologist

A medical doctor who specializes in people who are so full of shit that it runs out of their ears. (oto- prefix for "of the ear" + procto- prefix for "of the anus/rectum" + -ologist suffix for "one who studies")

You should go to the otoproctologist, there's smelly brown stuff coming out of your ears.

by Puddintan3 April 2, 2016

sales reptile

The unabbreviated term for sales rep. Properly denotes their slithery, "speak with forked tongue", sneaky nature.

The sales reptile convinced me to buy way too expensive of a car. Bet he had to meet his quota.

by Puddintan3 July 29, 2006