#TISS

The (sometimes snarky) response to the phrase, "If you see something, say something"
There
I
Said
Something = #TISS

The proper hashtag to close a comment back to a clueless person (politician) pretending they don't understand reporting unsafe or unsecure situations.

Similar to #TIFIFY -- "There, I Fixed It For You."
I see a disingenuous moron on Twitter once again pretending we don't already know why this happens. Who all do I need to report you to? #TISS

Maybe if you didn't vote against every bill intended to help people, there wouldn't be a problem? #TISS
by Puddintan3 May 26, 2022
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spokesliar

A spokesperson, usually employed by a politician or corporation, who specializes in telling anything but the truth.

The craft varies from picking any dumbass nearby to a staff or hired agency highly skilled in telling the public directly or via media, that what they actually saw/heard *isn't* what they saw/heard at all. Blather, bloviating, exaggerating, whataboutisms, both sides, delaying, diversion, deflection, lies, fairy tales, and other "spin" techniques are used to at least obfuscate if not totally hide the truth permanently, or long enough that the incident is forgotten.
Once an important and dignified position, the White House Press Secretary is now seen as the main spokesliar who shields The President of the United States of America from having to answer embarrassing questions.
by Puddintan3 September 13, 2019
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ISTBY

Used as a hashtag or by itself, this is what you say to somebody who really fvcked up:
It
Sucks
To
Be
You!
You made a ruling to take away WOMEN'S RIGHTS? IN AMERICA? #ISTBY

You won't protect little kids from mass shootings? #ISTBY
by Puddintan3 August 06, 2022
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JFA!

Just Fuck Already! When you are sick and tired of a couple moping around and pining for each other, especially exes, and the UST has maxxed out and you want them to quit stalling, yell JFA! Optional to append JHFC! when it drags on and on. "Ship" fans often feel this way.
"This damn breakup has gone on long enough. We know you're still in love, so JFA!"
"A year later, Oliver and Felicity have so much UST! Guys? Either move on or JFA! JHFC!"
by Puddintan3 June 13, 2017
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