FEUBAR

Worse than FUBAR, Fucked Everything Up Beyond All Recognition.

If the new virus gets on your network, it will FEUBAR on all machines and other network devices.

The server farm had a sprinkler system instead of the new FE-13™ fire suppression. When the fire started the other day, the water went off and FEUBAR.

by Puddintan3 March 01, 2017

JFA!

Just Fuck Already! When you are sick and tired of a couple moping around and pining for each other, especially exes, and the UST has maxxed out and you want them to quit stalling, yell JFA! Optional to append JHFC! when it drags on and on. "Ship" fans often feel this way.

"This damn breakup has gone on long enough. We know you're still in love, so JFA!"
"A year later, Oliver and Felicity have so much UST! Guys? Either move on or JFA! JHFC!"

by Puddintan3 June 12, 2017

sales reptile

The unabbreviated term for sales rep. Properly denotes their slithery, "speak with forked tongue", sneaky nature.

The sales reptile convinced me to buy way too expensive of a car. Bet he had to meet his quota.

by Puddintan3 July 29, 2006

otoproctologist

A medical doctor who specializes in people who are so full of shit that it runs out of their ears. (oto- prefix for "of the ear" + procto- prefix for "of the anus/rectum" + -ologist suffix for "one who studies")

You should go to the otoproctologist, there's smelly brown stuff coming out of your ears.

by Puddintan3 April 02, 2016