Definitions by Puddintan3

FEUBAR 

Worse than FUBAR, Fucked Everything Up Beyond All Recognition.

If the new virus gets on your network, it will FEUBAR on all machines and other network devices.

The server farm had a sprinkler system instead of the new FE-13™ fire suppression. When the fire started the other day, the water went off and FEUBAR.

FEUBAR by Puddintan3 March 1, 2017

otoproctologist 

A medical doctor who specializes in people who are so full of shit that it runs out of their ears. (oto- prefix for "of the ear" + procto- prefix for "of the anus/rectum" + -ologist suffix for "one who studies")

You should go to the otoproctologist, there's smelly brown stuff coming out of your ears.

otoproctologist by Puddintan3 April 2, 2016

sales reptile 

The unabbreviated term for sales rep. Properly denotes their slithery, "speak with forked tongue", sneaky nature.

The sales reptile convinced me to buy way too expensive of a car. Bet he had to meet his quota.

sales reptile by Puddintan3 July 29, 2006

nagivate

Abbreviated term for what a backseat driver does. Nag + navigate, mixed-up a bit.

"I know where I'm going. I don't need you to nagivate me."

nagivate by Puddintan3 July 8, 2006