by pud August 27, 2003
A Chicken Hauler is a Trucker that has many extra lights on his truck, works for less money than most other drivers and smells like pigshit.
by Pud May 31, 2005
by Pud July 24, 2003
by Pud May 31, 2005
by Pud May 31, 2005
The lesser of two baseball teams in Chicago. Cannot fill their stadium, unless the Cubs are playing at the well named "Cell". Players will take bribes to "fix" a world series. Fans attack elderly coaches from opposing teams. Owners encourage fans to cleanse their repugnant bodies by showering at the ballpark. One Hall of Famer, Frank Thomas, in the last 40 years.
J.R. "Since my basesball team will win this World Series, if they don't take a bribe,let's call for a lockout!"
by Pud June 19, 2005
by Pud August 23, 2004