Publius0987's definitions

Queer

Sacrificing men's lives in war from the safety of a bunker, like a total faggot; trying to make women look like men by creating a 0-00 beauty standard; exaggerating the truth; misdiagnosing patients; committing professional malpractice; not caring about history; and promoting extremist positions to benefit oneself.

Ladies, why did you let a bunch of queers dominate the beauty industry for so long? And guys, why didn't you have a set of balls to stand up for the women obviously being taken advantage of? You're all a bunch of queers! The faggot shit needs to end.

by Publius0987 April 8, 2025

Faggot Gift

A gift so bad that it basically outs the giver as a faggot.

Joe Biden must've been too afraid to call the President of Kenya a porch monkey, so he gave him a faggot gift instead: a pair of rocking chairs.

by Publius0987 April 10, 2025

Golf

An acronym standing for Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden.

A sport where men play with phallic symbols all day.

We all know people like golf so much because they like to shove the clubs up their ass at night.

by Publius0987 October 12, 2025

Get the fuck outta here!

The timeless phrase you say when you fire someone under ugly circumstances. The ultimate breakup line.

"Get the fuck outta here!" - We, the People, to all the politicians who worked together to ruin the country.

by Publius0987 April 14, 2025

Clip

The shitty 15 second TikTok style porn videos women are making these days, sometimes not even featuring nudity.

Can you please stop making 15 second porn clips and go back to 15 minute videos? We need at least 10 minutes in order for it to be a good purchase. Thanks!

by Publius0987 April 11, 2025

Tropish

Of or resembling a stereotypical racist trope; tropey.

How fuckin tropish is our society going to get? We have an Uncle Tom black guy sucking up to a rich white guy named Thomas on the Supreme Court, a university president who was named Dr. Gay, and billionaires literally hoarding money. When are the kids going to start having horns? WTF are you doing?

by Publius0987 April 11, 2025

Verbal 69 Session

Any "interview" that is so complimentary to the person being interviewed that it's as if they are sucking each other's dicks through language.

If you have one of these clowns who does stupid shit like plan wars behind our backs and hurts people's lives in various ways in front of you and you don't grill the motherfucker, you're fired.
The most obvious example of a Verbal 69 Session was Howard Stern's interview with Joe Biden in April of 2024, where Stern called Biden "America's Father."

by Publius0987 August 9, 2025