Definitions by Publius0987
Gerontocracy
The group of old fags in both government and private industry who guided the ship directly into the iceberg and sunk it.
Gerontocracy by Publius0987 April 12, 2025
Grand Rebranding
Judaism's metamorphosis into Christianity. The greatest, and most successful transformation of any organization thus far in human history.
It's absolutely amazing how they got away with the Grand Rebranding for 2,000 years. From Jesus openly being a Jew to the Pope wearing a yarmulke, how did people ignore the obvious for so long? Jesus didn't change human DNA. We're all Jews.
Grand Rebranding by Publius0987 April 12, 2025
Two Weeks Notice
Back in the day, when employers gave a fuck about their workers, when someone left a company, they told their boss two weeks before they were leaving that they were going to leave, as a courtesy.
"I just got a job somewhere else, so I'm about to give my Two Weeks Notice. You're the first to know!"
"Fuck that shit! That shit ended in the 1980s! We're in a retail economy now. Just send them an email and peace out."
"Fuck that shit! That shit ended in the 1980s! We're in a retail economy now. Just send them an email and peace out."
Two Weeks Notice by Publius0987 April 12, 2025
Shit Money
Worthless money, because you can't enjoy it since it was made through corruption or some other fuckin stupid illegal activity.
I just go an inheritance, but I have to donate all of that shit money because the guy who died was a corrupt politician.
Shit Money by Publius0987 April 12, 2025
Clip
The shitty 15 second TikTok style porn videos women are making these days, sometimes not even featuring nudity.
Can you please stop making 15 second porn clips and go back to 15 minute videos? We need at least 10 minutes in order for it to be a good purchase. Thanks!
Clip by Publius0987 April 11, 2025
Tropish
How fuckin tropish is our society going to get? We have an Uncle Tom black guy sucking up to a rich white guy named Thomas on the Supreme Court, a university president who was named Dr. Gay, and billionaires literally hoarding money. When are the kids going to start having horns? WTF are you doing?
Tropish by Publius0987 April 11, 2025
Biggest Fag
The unfortunate real life geopolitical shit show we've all been forced to watch for way too fuckin long, where future historians will debate which world leader was the gayest.
"Did you catch this week's episode of The Biggest Fag?"
"I just re-watched the phony debate, but I have yet to see what the clown said today about tariffs, so no, I'm not caught up yet. Don't spoil it for me!"
"I just re-watched the phony debate, but I have yet to see what the clown said today about tariffs, so no, I'm not caught up yet. Don't spoil it for me!"
Biggest Fag by Publius0987 April 11, 2025