free varghse

free verse: a poetic form divided into lines of no particular length or meter, without a rhyme scheme.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

free varghse: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about free verse.

"free varghse!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 19, 2013

braggARGHts!

braggarts: someone who boasts: a brag, a loud positive appraisal of oneself.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

braggARGHts!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about braggarts.

"braggARGHts!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] March 11, 2013

elepants

What an elephant does if suffering from heat exhaustion.

When an elephant suffers from heat exhaustion, an elephant "elepants."

by [e-mail] December 25, 2012

Soli-terror

Solitaire: a game, usually a card game, that can be played by one person.

terror: something or someone that causes fear.

Soli-terror: a game, that causes fear.

I do not know how I terrorize other people by playing "Soli-terror."

by [e-mail] December 26, 2012

Raiders of the Lost Argh

Raiders of the Lost Ark: from the original name of the

fantasy-adventure film, Raiders of the Lost Ark.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

Raiders of the Lost Argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about Raiders of the Lost Ark.

"Raiders of the Lost Argh!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 20, 2013

illuminotme

a phrase used to reject assimilation or enlightenment.

"You will be assimilated" - The Borg

-or-

"To become one, ask one"- The Illuminati

"illuminotme" - other species or beings

by [e-mail] December 20, 2012

jARGHons!

jargon: speech or language that is incomprehensible or unintelligible; gibberish.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

jARGHons!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about jargon.

"jARGHons!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 28, 2013