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Jolly R-argh-ers!

Jolly Roger: the traditional flag used on European and American pirate ships; often pictured as a white skull and crossbones on a black field; the blackjack.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

Jolly R-argh-ers!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about Jolly Rogers.

"Jolly R-argh-ers!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 23, 2013

fictionary

fiction: literary type using invented or imaginative writing, instead of real facts, usually written as prose.

dictionary: a reference work with a list of words from one or more languages, normally ordered alphabetically and explaining each word's meaning and sometimes containing information on its etymology, usage, translations and other data.

fictionary: a reference work with a list of invented or imaginary words from one or more languages, normally ordered alphabetically and explaining each word's meaning and sometimes containing information on its etymology, usage, translations and other data.

The Urban Dictionary is a "fictionary."

by [e-mail] February 13, 2013

concertientious

conscientious: thorough, careful, or vigilant; implies a desire to do a task well.

concert: a musical entertainment in which several voices or instruments take part.

concertientious: thorough, careful, or vigilant; implies a desire to do a concert well.

"A person was a thoughtful and concertientious musician." - says a music professor

by [e-mail] February 11, 2013

Starghbucks

Starbucks: from the original name of the coffee company and coffeehouse chain, Starbucks.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

Starghbucks: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about Starbucks.

"Starghbucks!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 17, 2013

The Last Starghfighter

The Last Starfighter: from the original name of the science fiction adventure film, The Last Starfighter.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

The Last Starghfighter: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about The Last Starfighter.

"The Last Starghfighter!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 18, 2013

thair

air: the apparently open space above the ground; the mass of this substance around the earth.

there: that place.

thair: that place in space.

"Let's go 'thair'." - says an astronaut

by [e-mail] February 10, 2013

Soli-terror

Solitaire: a game, usually a card game, that can be played by one person.

terror: something or someone that causes fear.

Soli-terror: a game, that causes fear.

I do not know how I terrorize other people by playing "Soli-terror."

by [e-mail] December 26, 2012