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The Last Starghfighter

The Last Starfighter: from the original name of the science fiction adventure film, The Last Starfighter.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

The Last Starghfighter: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about The Last Starfighter.

"The Last Starghfighter!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 18, 2013

limarghicks

limerick: a humorous, often bawdy verse of five anapestic lines, with the rhyme scheme aabba, and typically has a 9-9-6-6-9 cadence.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

limarghicks: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about limericks.

"limarghicks!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 19, 2013

free varghse

free verse: a poetic form divided into lines of no particular length or meter, without a rhyme scheme.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

free varghse: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about free verse.

"free varghse!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 19, 2013

Harghku

haiku: a three-line poem in any language, with five syllables in the first and last lines and seven syllables in the second, usually with an emphasis on the season or a naturalistic theme.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

Harghku: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about haiku.

"Harghku!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 19, 2013

prosarghdies

prosody: the study of poetic meter; the patterns of sounds and rhythms in verse.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

prosarghdies: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about prosody.

"prosarghdies!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 19, 2013

schizopharghenia

schizophrenia: a psychiatric diagnosis denoting a persistent, often chronic, mental illness variously affecting behavior, thinking, and emotion.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

schizopharghenia: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about schizophrenia.

"schizopharghenia!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 19, 2013

argh deficit disorder

attention deficit disorder: a syndrome formerly thought to affect children only, but now known to also affect adults, that is characterized by frequent, chronic distractibility, and either inattentiveness or hyperactivity (fidgeting).

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

argh deficit disorder: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about attention deficit disorder.

"argh deficit disorder!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 19, 2013