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Choose Your Own Adventargh

Choose Your Own Adventure: from the original name of series of gamebooks, Choose Your Own Adventure.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

Choose Your Own Adventargh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about Choose Your Own Adventure.

"Choose Your Own Adventargh!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 16, 2013

alphARGHbets!

alphabet: the set of letters used when writing in a language.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

alphARGHbets!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about alphabets.

"alphARGHbets!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 28, 2013

YMCIA

YMCA: Young Men's Christian Association

CIA: Central Intelligence Agency

YMCIA: Young Men's Christian Intelligence Agency

"The 'YMCIA' should be renamed to the 'YMCRA,' because of it's lack of intelligence. The 'YMCRA': the Young Men's Christian Religion Agency is a more appropriate name. " - says an intelligent being.

by [e-mail] January 5, 2013

laboratARGHies!

laboratory:

1. a room, building or institution equipped for scientific research, experimentation or analysis
2. a place where chemicals, drugs or microbes are prepared or manufactured.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

laboratARGHies!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about laboratories.

"laboratARGHies!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] March 14, 2013

govARGHnments!

government:

1. the body with the power to make and/or enforce laws to control a country, land area, people or organization.
2. a group of people who hold a monopoly on the legitimate use of force in a given territory.
3. the state and its administration viewed as the ruling political power.
4. the management or control of a system.
5. the tenure of a chief of state.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

govARGHnments!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about governments.

"govARGHnments!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] March 9, 2013

l-argh-quaciousness!

loquacious: talkative or chatty, especially of persons given to excess conversation.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

l-argh-quaciousness!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about loquaciousness.

"l-argh-quaciousness!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 23, 2013

illuminotme

a phrase used to reject assimilation or enlightenment.

"You will be assimilated" - The Borg

-or-

"To become one, ask one"- The Illuminati

"illuminotme" - other species or beings

by [e-mail] December 19, 2012