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intellectual prop-argh-ty!

intellectual prop-argh-ty!

intellectual property: any product of someone's intellect that has commercial value: copyrights, patents, trademarks and trade secrets.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

intellectual prop-argh-ty!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about intellectual property.

"intellectual prop-argh-ty!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 24, 2013

The Urban Diction-argh-ies!

The Urban Dictionary: a reference work with a list of invented or imaginary words from one or more languages, normally ordered alphabetically and explaining each word's meaning and sometimes containing information on its etymology, usage, translations and other data.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

The Urban Diction-argh-ies!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about The Urban Dictionaries.

"The Urban Diction-argh-ies!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 24, 2013

autodidactyls

autodidact: a self-taught person.

pterodactyl: extinct flying reptiles.

autodidactyls: extinct self-taught flying reptiles

"'autodidactyls' are extinct because they didn't teach themselves how to fly very well and they all crashed and burned." - says a satirist

by [e-mail] February 11, 2013

prosarghdies

prosody: the study of poetic meter; the patterns of sounds and rhythms in verse.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

prosarghdies: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about prosody.

"prosarghdies!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 19, 2013

hellth

hell: a place or situation of great suffering in life.

health: the state of being free from physical or psychological disease, illness, or malfunction; wellness.

hellth: a place or situation of great suffering in life: the state of not being free from physical or psychological disease, illness, or malfunction; wellness.

"PeaceHealth St. Joseph Medical Center" should be renamed to "Peace'Hellth' St. Joseph Medical Center," because of it's lack of health. - says an intelligent being.

by [e-mail] February 8, 2013

ub-argh pirates!

uber: super; high-level; high-ranking.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

ub-argh pirates!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about pirates.

"ub-argh pirates!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 23, 2013

WikipediARGHs!

Wikipedia: (Wiktionary and WMF jargon) a version of the encyclopedia Wikipedia (an open-content online encyclopedia, collaboratively developed over the World Wide Web) in a particular language.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

WikipediARGHs!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about Wikipedias.

"WikipediARGHs!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 28, 2013