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Frodoplasm 

The word "protoplasm" comes from the Greek "protos" for "first," and "plasma" for "thing formed."

The word "Frodo" comes from the Tolkien "Frodo" for "Frodo," and "plasm" comes from the Greek "plasm" for "thing formed."

Frodoplasm: The first hobbit formed.

Frodo was not the first hobbit Tolkien formed; therefore, he is not the Frodoplasm.

Frodoplasm by [e-mail] December 24, 2012

illuminotme 

a phrase used to reject assimilation or enlightenment.

"You will be assimilated" - The Borg

-or-

"To become one, ask one"- The Illuminati

"illuminotme" - other species or beings

illuminotme by [e-mail] December 19, 2012

phasemonger

a person who promotes a phase in the development of the work of an artist, especially work that is undesirable.

You are such a phasemonger. No one desires the artwork you are promoting.

phasemonger by [e-mail] December 18, 2012

Art Deficit Disorder 

a developmental disorder characterized by artistic organizational problems: incapable of organizing art collections.

I am incapable of organizing my art collections, because of my Art Deficit Disorder.

Art Deficit Disorder by [e-mail] December 15, 2012

Inscrabble

Incapable of playing Scrabble.

I was inscrabble to form words from individual letters.

Inscrabble by [e-mail] December 14, 2012

Haggen Out 

What a lot of people do inside a Haggen Food & Pharmacy.

I do not feel like Haggen Out inside a Haggen Food & Pharmacy, but I'll possibly go hangout inside a different supermarket.

Haggen Out by [e-mail] December 13, 2012

cellebrity 

a cell phone user who thinks he or she is a famous person.

I overheard that cellebrity next to me talking loudly about one inanity or another, but I should have just ignored it.

cellebrity by [e-mail] December 12, 2012