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hellth

hell: a place or situation of great suffering in life.

health: the state of being free from physical or psychological disease, illness, or malfunction; wellness.

hellth: a place or situation of great suffering in life: the state of not being free from physical or psychological disease, illness, or malfunction; wellness.

"PeaceHealth St. Joseph Medical Center" should be renamed to "Peace'Hellth' St. Joseph Medical Center," because of it's lack of health. - says an intelligent being.

by [e-mail] February 8, 2013

WikipediARGHs!

Wikipedia: (Wiktionary and WMF jargon) a version of the encyclopedia Wikipedia (an open-content online encyclopedia, collaboratively developed over the World Wide Web) in a particular language.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

WikipediARGHs!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about Wikipedias.

"WikipediARGHs!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 28, 2013

intARGHpretations!

interpretation: an act of interpreting or explaining what is obscure; a translation; a version; a construction.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

intARGHpretations!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about interpretations!

"intARGHpretations!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 25, 2013

prosarghdies

prosody: the study of poetic meter; the patterns of sounds and rhythms in verse.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

prosarghdies: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about prosody.

"prosarghdies!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 19, 2013

skywalkARGHs!

skywalker: one who walks in the sky; usually used figuratively.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

skywalkARGHs!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about skywalkers.

"skywalkARGHs!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] March 5, 2013

resumé-collage

resumé: a summary of education and employment experience.

collage: a composite object or collection (abstract or concrete) created by the assemblage of various media; especially for a work of art such as text, film, etc.

resumé-collage: an artwork created by the assemblage of various media; especially resumés.

"As an artist, I use my resumés to create artwork: 'resumé-collages'." - says an artist.

by [e-mail] February 27, 2013

corpARGHations!

corporations: a group of individuals, created by law or under authority of law, having a continuous existence independent of the existences of its members, and powers and liabilities distinct from those of its members.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

corpARGHations!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about corporations.

"corpARGHations!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] March 11, 2013