Professor grandmaster G's definitions

iPhraud

Expensive device you’re holding in your hand that will be rendered obsolete or will malfunction 24 months from purchase.

I can’t hardly wait To go buy the iPhraud 10. Not!

by Professor grandmaster G December 29, 2017

Sixth instinct

Super clairvoyance. When a woman tells you that something will go wrong emphatically, you should listen.

Hillary has sixth instinct in regards to Donny that we all failed to appreciate and look at us now.

by Professor grandmaster G May 25, 2018

maricunt

The extreme form of a maricon. An over the top wuss.

Teslas suck, don’t be a maricunt!

by Professor grandmaster G May 1, 2024

Malort face

Expression you have when you just realized you crapped your pants.

Buying shots of this liquor for people is worth it just to see their malort face!

by Professor grandmaster G April 19, 2018

Trump stamp

Any Nazi, Neonazi or White supremacist tattoos on any given person.

Jake: I just saw a guy with a number 88 tattooed on his chest. What does that mean?
Me: Don’t worry about it, that’s just a Trump stamp.

by Professor grandmaster G October 25, 2017

Kazoo-mer

People born after the millennials that like the kazoo instrument, make a lot of noise but have no other purpose in life.

A gamer may be making a lot of money and hey he/she is nothing more than a kazoo-mer.

by Professor grandmaster G July 21, 2020

Spouse

That person, friend and companion who is always there to help you with the problems you would never have had if you were single.

Spouse in Spanish means handcuffs. Enough said!

by Professor grandmaster G June 3, 2018