Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Professor grandmaster G

maricunt

The extreme form of a maricon. An over the top wuss.

Teslas suck, don’t be a maricunt!

The spanglish definition for someone that is extremely entitled and delicate, yet over confident and insecure.

You know at least a couple maricunts in your life.

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A semi in-shape guy that runs with out his t-shirt and jiggles more than Jello.

Summer is the time to spot your local jiggle-o.

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A guy that is dating beyond his league, that will do whatever it takes to keep the Barbie happy and beside him.

A Barbie slave,

In a Barbie World.
Life with plastic,
is not fantastic!

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The longer the fake eyelashes, the crazier the person.

The eyelash scale is the best predictor of upcoming drama.

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Passive Aggressive Bitch. A Karen in the making. A "polite" person out to ruin your day and call the cops on you at any moment.

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People born after the millennials that like the kazoo instrument, make a lot of noise but have no other purpose in life.

A gamer may be making a lot of money and hey he/she is nothing more than a kazoo-mer.

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