Professor grandmaster G's definitions

Putin’s putain

French for Russian president’s hoe. AKA our president.

Luc: Did you see Putin’s putain in the television?
François: He has a girlfriend now?
Luc: No mon ami, I mean Donald!

by Professor grandmaster G July 19, 2018

abuseometer

Imaginary scale to rate the suffering inflicted upon someone. It could be used to measure the anguish of a whiny underling.

Millennial: WTF, I can’t believe I have to work on Saturday, why me? What did I do? Why the abuse? You are such a jerk!
Boss: Well, according to my abuseometer that’s just a 3 out of 10. Either chill or get another job!

by Professor grandmaster G November 29, 2017

pull a trump

To say whatever comes to your mind and to get away with it scot-free

To tell someone's wife:

'You know, you're in such great shape... beautiful'

Is the best example of how to pull a trump.

by Professor grandmaster G July 13, 2017

Barbie slave

A guy that is dating beyond his league, that will do whatever it takes to keep the Barbie happy and beside him.

A Barbie slave,

In a Barbie World.
Life with plastic,
is not fantastic!

by Professor grandmaster G June 16, 2023

Jussie Smollett

A current day Narcissus, that like the original, will drown and die thanks to his egocentrism.
To go to any extreme in order to get attention without thinking of the potential consequences.

Trevor Noah: Jussie Smollett deserves an Emmy for 'GMA' interview

by Professor grandmaster G February 20, 2019

Jiggle-o

A semi in-shape guy that runs with out his t-shirt and jiggles more than Jello.

Summer is the time to spot your local jiggle-o.

by Professor grandmaster G June 19, 2023

Trump stamp

Any Nazi, Neonazi or White supremacist tattoos on any given person.

Jake: I just saw a guy with a number 88 tattooed on his chest. What does that mean?
Me: Don’t worry about it, that’s just a Trump stamp.

by Professor grandmaster G October 25, 2017