Professor grandmaster G's definitions

garbacho

The amalgamation of the word garbage and the slang gabacho representing a trashy french guy.

Hey José, that garbacho wants some meth!

by Professor grandmaster G July 9, 2016

coroniac

Repentant partygoer who thinks s/he has Covid 19 and has to be tested for it ASAP due to believing the hangover is the virus.

She’s a coroniac, coroniac, on the floor. And she’s regretting what she did the night before.

by Professor grandmaster G March 20, 2020

Trump stamp

Any Nazi, Neonazi or White supremacist tattoos on any given person.

Jake: I just saw a guy with a number 88 tattooed on his chest. What does that mean?
Me: Don’t worry about it, that’s just a Trump stamp.

by Professor grandmaster G October 25, 2017

Spouse

That person, friend and companion who is always there to help you with the problems you would never have had if you were single.

Spouse in Spanish means handcuffs. Enough said!

by Professor grandmaster G June 3, 2018

pull a trump

To say whatever comes to your mind and to get away with it scot-free

To tell someone's wife:

'You know, you're in such great shape... beautiful'

Is the best example of how to pull a trump.

by Professor grandmaster G July 13, 2017

Putin’s putain

French for Russian president’s hoe. AKA our president.

Luc: Did you see Putin’s putain in the television?
François: He has a girlfriend now?
Luc: No mon ami, I mean Donald!

by Professor grandmaster G July 19, 2018

Barbie slave

A guy that is dating beyond his league, that will do whatever it takes to keep the Barbie happy and beside him.

A Barbie slave,

In a Barbie World.
Life with plastic,
is not fantastic!

by Professor grandmaster G June 16, 2023