Professor H.G.'s definitions

omicraan

An anagram of 'macaroni' that is roughly homophonous with the greek letter 'omicron.' It is both a subtle reference to the chief keefe song 'macaroni time' while also a warning that the omicron virus panic wave might be a good occasion to stock up on pasta, etc.

Oh shit, did you catch the omicraan? It's macaroni time.

by Professor H.G. November 27, 2021

omicraan

An anagram of macaroni that is homophonous with the greek letter 'omicron'

Oh, shit, macron occupied your country but all you got out of it was a case of 'omicraan' - according to chief Keefe, it's 'macaroni' time. I am an anagram and wordplay genius. Free gucci.

by Professor H.G. November 26, 2021

Throuplestiltskin

A word play on the concept of the 'throuple' and the impish little Grimm Brothers fairy tale character 'rumplestiltskin.' This refers to a dwarf-like creature who uses some kind of arcane conjuring and talk game to orchestrate erotic three way encounters. Throuplestiltskin is the trickster character that can spin bullshit into solid gold.

Be careful of that throuplestiltskin - he's a real character.

by Professor H.G. March 6, 2025

Keep it on the J-Lo

A popular recent adaptation of the common usage 'keep it on the D-Lo.' The meaning is roughly synonymous suggesting silence and secrecy.

Yo, whatever you might have seen at those parties, keep it on the J-Lo.

by Professor H.G. November 27, 2024

riff-raffter

A slightly derogatory slang term used to describe recent immigrants from Cuba who may have arrived to Florida on a raft or home-made boat.

Dude, I couldn't get to sleep until 4 AM , the riff-raffters nextdoor were up all night drinking rum, slamming dominoes, hollering and blasting that shitty Cuban music

by Professor H.G. January 23, 2018