4 definition by Professional Dumbass

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Someone so stupid it’s a profession for them

You see John over there?

He thinks that’s it’s fun to eat rocks and stick things up people’s ass.

This is a professional dumbass

by Professional Dumbass February 10, 2021

Invisible ghost woman. Most likely fights naked to be completely invisible.

Damn anyone seen Toru Hagakuree?

by Professional Dumbass February 10, 2021

There are only 1001 rules on the internet. If you looked this up you a fucking idiot

Hey John what’s Rule 2334567 of the internet

Jim you have to be the dumbest person to exist on the dying rock

by Professional Dumbass February 11, 2021

No matter what you do sex will be everywhere

You can’t escape Rule 1001.

by Professional Dumbass February 10, 2021