Definitions by Prof. Frank VonBlumpington

shit the duckbill platypus

to masturbate, specifically a term for male masturbation of oneself

Vin loved to shit the duckbill platypus while watching the news

shit the duckbill platypus by Prof. Frank VonBlumpington October 7, 2010

hoevert 

Covert pictures taken with cell phone cameras of unsuspecting females, typically of the good looking breed.

Lisa kept bending over in front of me, I couldn't help but take a few hoeverts of her succulent breasts to send to all of my pals.

hoevert by Prof. Frank VonBlumpington March 11, 2010

ripe pablo 

The act of conducting anal sex. Ejaculating into the recipient's anus. Then laying under said recipient's anus while they push the ejaculate into the ejaculator's mouth.

Ed loved tasting himself, after some hot anal he always requested a ripe pablo.

ripe pablo by Prof. Frank VonBlumpington March 3, 2010