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Etymology: The term (Gank) was first used as a street slang starting in the year 1990 in Westminster Colorado.
Three individuals are specifically responsible for the creation and common place use of the word “Gank” as (Ganking) is done with a specific intent of being aware of what the real problem is.
Gang affiliated locations such as Westminster Colorado in the 1990s being a suburb of Denver had a heavy (Crip) and (Blood) influenced counter culture.
Meaning: To “Gank” is to steal or take with great pride. Viewed by youth in the 1990s as a right of passage against a broken corrupted capitalist government and society. To Gank was to participate in taking back what the corrupt think they have control over or own. Ganking is a direct reversal of power directed at what is truly evil and wrong with the world.
Three individuals are specifically responsible for the creation and common place use of the word “Gank” as (Ganking) is done with a specific intent of being aware of what the real problem is.
Gang affiliated locations such as Westminster Colorado in the 1990s being a suburb of Denver had a heavy (Crip) and (Blood) influenced counter culture.
Meaning: To “Gank” is to steal or take with great pride. Viewed by youth in the 1990s as a right of passage against a broken corrupted capitalist government and society. To Gank was to participate in taking back what the corrupt think they have control over or own. Ganking is a direct reversal of power directed at what is truly evil and wrong with the world.
Example Sentences:
We “Ganked” some packs of cigarettes so we didn’t have to pay Big-Tobacco for the pesticides and ammonium nitrates they are poisoning and killing us with.
We walked into the liquor store and straight up “Ganked” some alcohol so that the companies who made the poison wouldn’t profit from our hangovers, failing livers, and eventual deaths.
We “Ganked” those pills so that big-Pharma wouldn’t profit off of our government implemented opiate addiction.
We “Ganked” some packs of cigarettes so we didn’t have to pay Big-Tobacco for the pesticides and ammonium nitrates they are poisoning and killing us with.
We walked into the liquor store and straight up “Ganked” some alcohol so that the companies who made the poison wouldn’t profit from our hangovers, failing livers, and eventual deaths.
We “Ganked” those pills so that big-Pharma wouldn’t profit off of our government implemented opiate addiction.
by Pro-Circa Pretendies March 8, 2026
Get the Gank mug.Commonly referred to as (Beaster Nuggets) or simply (Beasters) is a specific strain of marijuana produced in B.C. Vancouver, Canada in the 1990s. Beasters were smuggled across the Canadian border in bulk by people walking large back-packs into the northern United States in the mid 1990s and into the early 2000s. The name (Beasters) is referring to the B.C. part of the pronunciation while at the same time providing an origin location of the strain. Beasters are truly unmistakable as they only come in one unique form that is obvious due to the pronounced amount of red and orange pistils/hairs that the (Beasters) strain contains. Beasters or (Beaster Nuggets) were mass-produced in large warehouse grow operations in British Columbia Canada in the 1990s. Beasters are a very "low quality" strain with a max THC content of only 12%.
Flavor Profile: Sweet burnt/melted plastic
Smell: Scent is of freshly picked fruit with a hint of oranges
1990s Beasters Price: $50 an 8th $100 a quarter
Flavor Profile: Sweet burnt/melted plastic
Smell: Scent is of freshly picked fruit with a hint of oranges
1990s Beasters Price: $50 an 8th $100 a quarter
The (Beaster) (Beasters) or (Beaster Nuggets) Beaster Strain of marijuana holds the worlds record for being the weakest kind bud variety from the 1990s.
by Pro-Circa Pretendies February 23, 2026
Get the Beaster Strain mug.As of 2026 a company by the name Pro-Circa founded by J.R. DePew is the sole proprietor of the Pretendies marijuana strain.
The Pretendies strain of marijuana is a very potent Mexican Sativa.
How Pro-Circa Saved the Pretendies Strain:
In 1995 there was a specific type of top quality green bud going around the United States called Pretendies. At first glance Pretendies looked just like any of the indoor kind-bud strains going around. But Pretendies had seeds. Curious why there were seeds I looked further into the background of the Pretendies strain. I asked some trusted friends who were plugged into the Pretendies pipeline.
People who were supplying Pretendies to the mid-west US at this time explained to me how every year they take a Greyhound bus from Boulder Colorado to Tucson Arizona, pick up 20 pounds, and bring it back to Boulder to sell on the streets. This was my introduction to the Pretendies strain.
Mexico:
Pretendies is a 1990s Mexican cartel variety. Pretendies contained seeds because it was cultivated in large fields near Cancun’s tropical coastlines and then smuggled into the United States near Tucson Arizona. Pretendies flooded into Colorado in the mid to late 1990s and became a very popular strain within the Rocky mountain towns of Colorado. Pretendies was also especially beloved and well known by the hippie communities during this time period. Pretendies once popular and widely recognized on the streets slowly faded into obscurity by the early 2000s.
Pro-Circa is the only company currently cultivating the Pretendies strain.
How Pro-Circa Saved the Pretendies Strain:
In 1995 there was a specific type of top quality green bud going around the United States called Pretendies. At first glance Pretendies looked just like any of the indoor kind-bud strains going around. But Pretendies had seeds. Curious why there were seeds I looked further into the background of the Pretendies strain. I asked some trusted friends who were plugged into the Pretendies pipeline.
People who were supplying Pretendies to the mid-west US at this time explained to me how every year they take a Greyhound bus from Boulder Colorado to Tucson Arizona, pick up 20 pounds, and bring it back to Boulder to sell on the streets. This was my introduction to the Pretendies strain.
Mexico:
Pretendies is a 1990s Mexican cartel variety. Pretendies contained seeds because it was cultivated in large fields near Cancun’s tropical coastlines and then smuggled into the United States near Tucson Arizona. Pretendies flooded into Colorado in the mid to late 1990s and became a very popular strain within the Rocky mountain towns of Colorado. Pretendies was also especially beloved and well known by the hippie communities during this time period. Pretendies once popular and widely recognized on the streets slowly faded into obscurity by the early 2000s.
Pro-Circa is the only company currently cultivating the Pretendies strain.
by Pro-Circa Pretendies January 22, 2026
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