Princess MoMo's definitions

thanks for the trash

An expression used to show false gratitude for something that sucks. Abbreviated TFTT.

Me: Come pick me up.

Phil: I can't right now.

Me: Thanks for the trash.

by Princess MoMo November 16, 2014

hypocritorade

The preferred drink of hypocrites

Remember when they mocked and shamed people for the same thing they're now doing? They're sippin' hard on the hypocritorade.

by Princess MoMo June 6, 2020

Coronacoma

The state of unconsciously giving up any semblance of freedom, autonomy, or legal rights in exchange for the false safety your benevolent governments promise you in the face of the novel coronavirus

We now need to have our temperature taken rectally by big brother in order to go to work because we were in a coronacoma and gave up our rights

by Princess MoMo April 25, 2020

Covideo Conference

A video conference necessitated by coronacaptivity.

My industry has been deemed non-essential by our benevolent leaders. Thus, the only way to conduct meetings during this period of coronacaptivity is through covideo conferences.

by Princess MoMo April 22, 2020

coronasutra

A treatise setting forth rules for sexual pleasure, love, and marriage in accordance with coronavirus law. The new sexual normal whereby lovers are advised to avoid droplet exchange from the mouth or nose during sexual encounters.

Hookup culture will have to implement coronasutra.

by Princess MoMo May 27, 2020

coronacaptivity

The condition of being imprisoned or confined during a dystopian time period that commenced in 2020, by various governmental bodies activating tyrant-mode and ordering otherwise law abiding citizens to remain in their homes unless these governmental bodies deemed them essential or they were going to conduct essential activities such as grocery shopping or picking up medication.

When the fuck is this coronacaptivity going to end?

by Princess MoMo April 22, 2020

coronacops

Coronacops are the self-appointed neighborhood watchdogs who ensure their neighbors and fellow citizens are not violating the ever changing rules of coronacaptivity. They will dime you out in a second if you're maskless and/or only 5'11" from another human in public. See also, Karenazi and Kevinazi.

Mayor de Blassio opened up hotline for coronacops to report people for violating the rules of coronacaptivity. It was supposed to be just a tip line; the line was flooded with dick pics. The citizens utilized the 'members' of society to rise up against him.

by Princess MoMo April 22, 2020