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Hood MacGyver

Solving everyday complex problems with basic materials such as duct tape, staples, and the like.
My skirt ripped at work. I hood MacGyvered it by stapling the tear.

My neighbors hood MacGyvered a tree in their yard after the storm. They duct taped it back together. That wasn't the best of hood MacGyvering, though, because it didn't last a week!
by Princess MoMo August 16, 2014
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thanks for the trash

An expression used to show false gratitude for something that sucks. Abbreviated TFTT.
Me: Come pick me up.

Phil: I can't right now.

Me: Thanks for the trash.
by Princess MoMo November 16, 2014
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Karenazi

A compound word comprised of Karen and nazi.

Karen is a term colloquially understood to refer to an individual who incessantly complains to any level of authority available. "Karens" are known to ask to speak to the manager under any and all circumstances. "Karens" will call the police if you refuse to show her the deed to your home when you're hosting a BBQ in your own damn backyard.

The addition of "azi" turns a regular Karen into a final boss Karen. A young Karenazi in training will rat out her parents to the authorities.
I was minding my own business, walking into my building, but Karenazi demanded to see my ID proving I lived there. When I refused, she blocked the front door unless building security finally came out and asked her to move.
by Princess MoMo April 21, 2020
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Kevinazi

The male analog of Karenazi

A compound word comprised of Kevin and nazi. Replace all instances of "Karen" with "Kevin" (and alter gender-specific pronouns as needed) below to respect male gender identity of someone exhibiting the described behavior.

Karen is a term colloquially understood to refer to an individual who incessantly complains to any level of authority available. "Karens" are known to ask to speak to the manager under any and all circumstances. "Karens" will call the police if you refuse to show her the deed to your home when you're hosting a BBQ in your own damn backyard.

The addition of "azi" turns a regular Karen into a final boss Karen. A young Karenazi in training will rat out her parents to the authorities.
Kevinazi is going to call the coronacops on us if we don't stand more than six feet apart.
by Princess MoMo April 22, 2020
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coronacaptivity

The condition of being imprisoned or confined during a dystopian time period that commenced in 2020, by various governmental bodies activating tyrant-mode and ordering otherwise law abiding citizens to remain in their homes unless these governmental bodies deemed them essential or they were going to conduct essential activities such as grocery shopping or picking up medication.
When the fuck is this coronacaptivity going to end?
by Princess MoMo April 22, 2020
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Covideo Conference

A video conference necessitated by coronacaptivity.
My industry has been deemed non-essential by our benevolent leaders. Thus, the only way to conduct meetings during this period of coronacaptivity is through covideo conferences.
by Princess MoMo April 22, 2020
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coronacops

Coronacops are the self-appointed neighborhood watchdogs who ensure their neighbors and fellow citizens are not violating the ever changing rules of coronacaptivity. They will dime you out in a second if you're maskless and/or only 5'11" from another human in public. See also, Karenazi and Kevinazi.
Mayor de Blassio opened up hotline for coronacops to report people for violating the rules of coronacaptivity. It was supposed to be just a tip line; the line was flooded with dick pics. The citizens utilized the 'members' of society to rise up against him.
by Princess MoMo April 22, 2020
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