Definitions by Princess MoMo

cockfucius 

The Confucius of cock-related matters

Friend: He who hesitates, masturbates

Me: Good one, Cockfucius

cockfucius by Princess MoMo June 14, 2020

hypocritorade 

The preferred drink of hypocrites

Remember when they mocked and shamed people for the same thing they're now doing? They're sippin' hard on the hypocritorade.

hypocritorade by Princess MoMo June 6, 2020

coronasutra 

A treatise setting forth rules for sexual pleasure, love, and marriage in accordance with coronavirus law. The new sexual normal whereby lovers are advised to avoid droplet exchange from the mouth or nose during sexual encounters.

Hookup culture will have to implement coronasutra.

coronasutra by Princess MoMo May 27, 2020

quarantyranny 

The tyrannical measures ordered by governments to quarantine healthy citizens

When will this 2020 quarantyranny end?

quarantyranny by Princess MoMo April 27, 2020

quarantopia 

A dystopian society that emerged in 2020, in which mankind was relegated to shelter in place unless partaking in government-deemed essential activities.

The facade of freedom in America was so much better than this Quarantopia, in which we now live.

quarantopia by Princess MoMo April 25, 2020

Coronacoma 

The state of unconsciously giving up any semblance of freedom, autonomy, or legal rights in exchange for the false safety your benevolent governments promise you in the face of the novel coronavirus

We now need to have our temperature taken rectally by big brother in order to go to work because we were in a coronacoma and gave up our rights

Coronacoma by Princess MoMo April 25, 2020

Covideo Conference 

A video conference necessitated by coronacaptivity.

My industry has been deemed non-essential by our benevolent leaders. Thus, the only way to conduct meetings during this period of coronacaptivity is through covideo conferences.

Covideo Conference by Princess MoMo April 22, 2020