Definitions by Princess Karen

Teenager 

Dumb bitches like us who try to act like smart people and think that they are old enough to do 18+ things(which they can't)

They have a crush on girls/boys who never did anything that would help them

Son: Mom, stop telling me to not do 18+ things, I AM OLD ENOUGH TO DO ANYTHING WHICH ONLY ADULTS ARE ALLOWED TO DO!!!!!!!

Mom: SHUT UP YOUR MOUTH! You are just a 16 year old teenager!

Son: life is a bitch

Teenager by Princess Karen December 6, 2021

cookie shot 

When a person throws a cookie at another person to hit them

"EAT THE COOKIES! OR ELSE I WILL DO A COOKIE SHOT!"

cookie shot by Princess Karen September 14, 2021

Fhjgyxygyutsyuhfsgphgfdyoghkhjvkkgoughuhohj 

How I speak Russian when I do not know, becuz I am a non-russian speaker

My freaking friend: Can u speak Russian?

Me: Fhjgyxygyutsyuhfsgphgfdyoghkhjvkkgoughuhohj

Fhjgyxygyutsyuhfsgphgfdyoghkhjvkkgoughuhohj by Princess Karen September 13, 2021

Shame-Poo 

A shameful shampoo that is not even shampoo, it is just some poop that people think it is real shampoo.

Wife: Did you get my shampoo?

Husband: Yes I did

Wife: okay i will wash my hair now

*5 minutes later*

Husband: Are you done?

Wife: WTF!! WHAT DID YOU EVEN BUY?? MY HAIR IS SMELLING LIKE S#1T!!

Husband: Oh no! I-I think I a-a-accidentally bought S-Sh-Shame-Poo instead of shampoo. 😬

Wife: YOU B**CH!!!!!!!!🤬🤬😡😡

Shame-Poo by Princess Karen September 13, 2021

ɥɔʇᴉq uǝǝnb ǝɥʇ ɯᴉ 

Turn ur phone upside down to see what it is.

ɥɔʇᴉq uǝǝnb ǝɥʇ ɯᴉ

ɥɔʇᴉq uǝǝnb ǝɥʇ ɯᴉ by Princess Karen September 13, 2021

The person who is looking at this 

You

You are the person who is looking at this

The person who is looking at this by Princess Karen September 11, 2021

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA 

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA by Princess Karen September 11, 2021