Poster Nutbag's definitions

push up

What the governmental board of health thinks is a test of your physical ability. Most boys can't do more than 3 1/2 and girls don't even have to do them, what kind of sissy bullshit is that?

Fat Sammy the fourth grader passed out and went into a coma after one push-up. All the kids laughed at him. Then they did the rope climb.

by Poster Nutbag June 19, 2003

PBR

what you would drink if you weren't such a pussy.

"What do you drink?"

"Heineken..."

"HEINEKEN !?! Fuck that shit....PABST BLUE RIBBON !!!!!!"

by Poster Nutbag May 20, 2003

Tits

or Teets, the two scoops of flesh on a female's chest that produce the juice to nurture the infants. Also, provides please to the female when squeezed firmly or flicked with your index finger.
They especially like it when you grab them in public and say, "Come on baby I just want to show everyone that I love you(r tits)"

"That would be totally TITS you guys !!"

by Poster Nutbag June 4, 2003

FANTA

Makers of GREAT orange soda !!

Hoggy Wash !!!!

by Poster Nutbag June 24, 2003

Poster Nutbag

A dead cat that used to be Jimmy's pet. But now Jimmy wants a dog.

Dad- Son, I have some bad news
Jimmy- What is it Dad?
Dad- It's about your cat, Poster
Jimmy- Poster Nutbag ??
Dad- Yes
Jimmy- What is it Dad?

Dad- ...Your cat DIIIIIIEEEEEEEDD !!!

by Poster Nutbag May 20, 2003

grits

Grits are made from a virtually flavorless grain called HOMMINY (sp?). The blandness results in people dumping large amounts of butter and salt on them. It's really cheap and very popular in the south US.

...and I would have kissed Flo's grits any old day. YOWZA !!

by Poster Nutbag June 26, 2003

shimma nimma ho

Filler that you add to a song when you don't know the words.

Oh say can you see !!
By the dawns early light !!
What so shimma nimma ho !!
and the tight wire's last streaming !!

"I believe I can fly....!!
I believe shimma nimma ho ...!!
Shimma nimm I can Fly !!!"

by Poster Nutbag May 23, 2003