Definitions by Poster Nutbag

San Fransico

If homosexuality was an earthquake, this would be the epicenter.

There are so many rainbows in San Francisco that the hippies have psychedelic siezures.

San Fransico by Poster Nutbag June 11, 2003

Bogwitch

a bog between two pieces of bread
(with onions and sardines on the side....now that's funky!!)

We went to Kank's Roadside for some grubb. I had the soup. Old Sal had the Bogwitch.

Bogwitch by Poster Nutbag June 10, 2003

biscuit

When you pour a Guinness stout the right way, the cascading foam forms a 3/4" thick layer of natural wonderment at the head.
This is the biscuit.

That hot bartender just gave my biscuit nipples. I think she wants to fuck me.

biscuit by Poster Nutbag June 10, 2003

Exodus

The second book of the bible. Made famous by a bad ass named Moses who split the red sea in half, just like I did to your mom's vagina last night.

Exodus is a great book to read while on the toilet. Or your mom.

Exodus by Poster Nutbag June 6, 2003

hemorrhoid

An irate little man that pops out of your butthole and screams at you to stop grunting and wiping your ass so hard. He also punishes you for eating Mcdonalds everyday and drinking a case of beer every night.
But since most people get them it's probably just from having an enormous network of pulsating veins at the end of your poopshoot.

Aiiiiieee !!! The little man is back. He screamed at me for sneezing while I was taking a dump.

hemorrhoid by Poster Nutbag June 6, 2003

Catch 22

See Paradox.
Or as Bart Simpson would say, "You're damned if ya' do, and you're damned if ya' don't."

You need to jump into the ocean to put out the flames on your head. But if you jump into the ocean, the giant squid will suck your guts out.

Catch 22 by Poster Nutbag June 5, 2003

Tits

or Teets, the two scoops of flesh on a female's chest that produce the juice to nurture the infants. Also, provides please to the female when squeezed firmly or flicked with your index finger.
They especially like it when you grab them in public and say, "Come on baby I just want to show everyone that I love you(r tits)"

"That would be totally TITS you guys !!"

Tits by Poster Nutbag June 4, 2003