Catch 22

See Paradox.
Or as Bart Simpson would say, "You're damned if ya' do, and you're damned if ya' don't."
You need to jump into the ocean to put out the flames on your head. But if you jump into the ocean, the giant squid will suck your guts out.
by Poster Nutbag June 05, 2003
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blue hair

An old person who should have their drivers license revoked because they can't see over the goddamn steering wheel.
If this blue hair doesn't kick it up to at least 20 mph on the freeway, I'm gonna run his ass into the guard rail and wave the double duece at him....AAAAUGGGHHH !!!
by Poster Nutbag June 03, 2003
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bsa

British Small Arms,
discontinued motorcycle manufacturer of western Europe in 50's and 60's
My BSA ran over your Indian
by Poster Nutbag June 23, 2003
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joodle

Adding to the argument that Spaghetti is really a Hebrew dish that orginated in Israel in the 14th Century.
The noodle part that grows on the Farfalle tree.
The Joodle will never Farfalle from the tree.

by Poster Nutbag May 23, 2003
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Tits

or Teets, the two scoops of flesh on a female's chest that produce the juice to nurture the infants. Also, provides please to the female when squeezed firmly or flicked with your index finger.
They especially like it when you grab them in public and say, "Come on baby I just want to show everyone that I love you(r tits)"
"That would be totally TITS you guys !!"
by Poster Nutbag June 04, 2003
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Boonga Boonga

A bizarre new stand up game in Japan with an ass manequin sticking out the front. In your hand is a giant plastic finger that you're supposed to ram into the ass as rigorously as you can while the characters on the screen scream in pain and make silly faces.
Just wait til this hits the states !
Jimbo is the boonga boonga champ. He can really RAM that plastic finger into the ass manequin with strength and finesse.
by Poster Nutbag May 20, 2003
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San Fransico

If homosexuality was an earthquake, this would be the epicenter.

There are so many rainbows in San Francisco that the hippies have psychedelic siezures.
by Poster Nutbag June 11, 2003
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