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jot and tittle

Every minor detail. A jot is the horizontal mark on the letter "t", and a tittle is the dot above an "i" or a "j".

When writing cursive, these marks are made after the entire word is penned, sometimes causing one to overlook their placement.
Be sure to go over every jot and tittle.
by Pork King December 23, 2005
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shit creek

A metaphor for deep trouble, usually one is said to be up shit creek without a paddle.
I just killed my roommate and I don't have an alibi...I'm up shit creek without a paddle.
by Pork King April 30, 2003
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stuff your sorries in a sack

This phrase is usually used as "You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!", meaning that however much a person apologizes, their apology will not be accepted. Made popular by George in the Seinfeld "India" episode.
Jerry: George, I'm sorry I slept with Nina.

George: You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!

Jerry: I wish you'd quit saying that!
by Pork King November 10, 2005
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stuff

Damn, man...that baseball just hit me in my stuff.
by Pork King April 30, 2003
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BCG's

literally, Birth Control Glasses. The glasses issued to new recruits in the military, so called because no girl would want to have sex with men wearing these ugly, ugly glasses.
Wow, newly shaved head and BCG's. I'll never have sex with those new recruits.
by Pork King April 30, 2003
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bubble gum machine

A Highway Patrol Officer, derived from when the siren on a HP car was a single strobe and looked like a bubble gum machine.
Looks like the bubble gum machine done hit the jackpot (He pulled someone over).
by Pork King April 30, 2003
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Yoko Ono

A person that is loved so much, one would give up anything to be with them, as sang about in the Barenaked Ladies' first hit, "Be My Yoko Ono"
"...I would gladly give up musical genius,
Just to have you as my very own personal Venus.
You can be my Yoko Ono,
You can follow me wherever I go,
Be my (be my) Be my (be my) Be my Yoko One, Ohhh-Oh."
by Pork King December 18, 2005
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