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Definitions by Pope Reagan

Bernie2020 

My asshole feels like Shaquille O'neal just tried to jump down it like a pipe in Super Maro Brothers, or like hiw it felt when my anus broke out into a spontaneous fissure when I heard that Bernie2020 was gonna be a real thing.
Bernie2020 by Pope Reagan February 19, 2019
I knew she was too kinky for me when she asked me about 69ing with me. I ain't trynna go to pound-me-in-the-ass prison!
69ing by Pope Reagan February 18, 2019
The product of violent and painful mass excretion of feces following a hardy helping of Taco Bell after several hours of vigorous anal sex
"Fuck, my poopshoot sure does feels hotter that a spoon at Demi Lovato's House, like I just shot out three pounds of bubtar."
Bubtar by Pope Reagan August 16, 2018

Duckbuffer 

When you're full cock down a chicks throat and she starts to quack on it, but you leave it that deep down her throat and stop moving like you're buffering so she chokes and quacks even more.
Duude, I pulled a full duckbuffer on my girlfriend last night when I made her deepthroat me. She sounded like she was one quack away from being an Aflack commercial.
Duckbuffer by Pope Reagan June 9, 2018

AlaButtFuckYourSister 

The correct way to pronounce the name of the glorious and revered state of Alabama.
Incest may or may not be legal in AlaButtFuckYourSister.
Correct name for the state of Texas, Home of texassholes
Everybody from texass sucks cock.
Texass by Pope Reagan February 25, 2017

MissiSipCumFromAPickleJar 

The correct name for the southern state of Mississippi where Incest is so prevalent that Ancestry and Eharmony areverybody the same thing.
You can have Incest in MissiSipCumFromAPickleJar