Poontang 's definitions

Alabamastan

slang for Alabama, comparing it to a remote, impoverished third world country that lacks Culture.

The rotting roadkill on the side of the highway, junk cars sitting atop cynder blocks, and the half naked children running around trailers were sure signs we had reached Alabamastan.

by poontang October 6, 2006

beantown

Another name for a barrio. A neighborhood with a large cluster of Hispanic immigrants. Where Beaners live and shop. Where you go to find cheap day labor, eat fish tacos, and buy weed.

I have to finish this deck by this afternoon and I only have $80 and need 10 guys to do the job. I better head down to Beantown.

by poontang September 27, 2006

doorker

(n) A person who blocks the doors of a subway train, instead of moving to the center of the car. The doorker makes it difficult for other passengers to exit/enter the train.

If it were not for all the stupid doorkers, we would have been able to get on that last subway train

by poontang October 11, 2006

Bushwhore

(n) a blind follower of George W Bush and his administration's policies. Someone who will purposefully obfuscate the facts to forward their authoritarian political agenda.

Ann Coulter is a prime example of a BushWhore.

by poontang November 6, 2006

Wokville, Maryland

A slang term for Rockville, Maryland, a suburb of Washington, DC. It gets this name because of the large number of Chinese immigrants (mainly from Taiwan) in the area. Home to many chinese restaurants and asian supermarkets where many "ricer" cars can be found in the parking lots.

"Damn, Shlomo, it's Christmas and all the restaurants around here are closed; I guess us Jews are gonna have to head to Wokville, Maryland and get some Chinese food."

by poontang June 29, 2006

AUG

The AUG. Hip Hop slang for Augusta, Georgia. Home of "The AUG Style" of Hip Hop. Home of Soul Brutha Number One, James Brown.

After we leave The ATL, we gonna be heading to The AUG to hear some nasty AUG Style rhymes.

by poontang October 2, 2006

chocolate thunder

What you hear when an obese black woman approaches.

The sound created when the enormous, flabby thighs on a black fat chick clap togeher.

"Damn, Shalequa must be coming this way, you can hear the chocolate thunder."

by poontang June 30, 2006