Poonstankqua's definitions

Ho Foods

How black people say Whole Foods, an upscale organic grocery store.

or a place where whores buy groceries.

Shalequa: Toenella, do you buy groceries at Ho Foods?

Toenella: Bitch, please! Look at my fat ass. Does it look like I eat organic flax butter?

by Poonstankqua June 26, 2009

nig wig

an unconvincing, cheap hair weave worn by a ghetto black woman who can't afford anything better.

"Latonya aint fooling nobody with that ghetto-ass nig wig on her head."

by Poonstankqua January 14, 2009

Ethel Kennedy

A cocktail popular in Massachusetts and Washington, DC. A cousin to the Rose Kennedy, this drink consists of Vodka, tonic, a splash of cranberry and garnished with a lemon wedge. Named in honor of Ethel Skakel Kennedy, the widow of Robert F. Kennedy.

If you go to a bar in washington, DC make sure you order an Ethel Kennedy. If you are on a diet, then order a Rose Kennedy

by Poonstankqua April 8, 2009

shtunes

gay slang for Show Tunes.

"OMG Mark, you have the original cast album of Company, you are the king of shtunes!"

by Poonstankqua January 14, 2009

rice and potatoes

an interracial relationship consisting of one partner of east or southeast Asian descent and an extremely white caucasion person. A rice and potato couple usually consists of one extremely fobby Asian and a dweeby white person.

Hung Lo and Edgar are the typical gay rice and potatoes couple. They eat dumplings with mayonnaise.

by Poonstankqua January 7, 2009

Sir Chink a Lot

An extremely fobby asian guy.
An asian man with no sense of western fashion or social customs, and speaks with very limted English (if any at all), with a very heavy Asian accent. Usually works in the I.T. industry.

"Look at Sir Chink a Lot over there wearing the high water pants and the SAP software conference sweatshirt."

by Poonstankqua January 15, 2009

Baysian

An asian from the San Francisco Bay area.

Silicon Valley is full of Baysians

by Poonstankqua December 25, 2008