I was so horny last night I went to put it in her and all of a sudden I felt something and oh my God I just did a cork punch.
by Pony tank 69 August 10, 2019
She's pretty nasty . She pulled off her underwear, passed out, and left her swamp log next to the couch.
by Pony tank 69 April 04, 2021
And my girlfriend was so bummed up I started chizzling her last night and boy she got mad because she started bleeding.
by Pony tank 69 November 29, 2020
I was 3 years old when I wanted to go fishing with that old man. One day he said, " Hey?!... Fishing?!...You wanna… come?"
He pinched my worm but he didn't put it on the hook. He smothered it with brownie juice. Then my dad yelled hey worm pincher where you at and I said oh you're looking for my uncle
He pinched my worm but he didn't put it on the hook. He smothered it with brownie juice. Then my dad yelled hey worm pincher where you at and I said oh you're looking for my uncle
by Pony tank 69 December 01, 2023
When you're on top of a nasty chic and her face looks like what her ass smells like, you stop. Then you get up and walk away forgetting to do something. You realize that you forgot to cum.
by Pony tank 69 May 07, 2021
by Pony tank 69 July 14, 2019
after I got done f****** my sister in the ass I fell asleep and woke up with a bunch of burnt grits on my dick.
by Pony tank 69 October 13, 2019