by Pony tank 69 July 14, 2019
I was so horny last night I went to put it in her and all of a sudden I felt something and oh my God I just did a cork punch.
by Pony tank 69 August 11, 2019
When you're on top of a nasty chic and her face looks like what her ass smells like, you stop. Then you get up and walk away forgetting to do something. You realize that you forgot to cum.
by Pony tank 69 May 08, 2021
And my girlfriend was so bummed up I started chizzling her last night and boy she got mad because she started bleeding.
by Pony tank 69 November 29, 2020
The act of having anal sex with somebody who is constipated. Having to use your dick as a steam shovel to force your way through colon pavement.
I told my girlfriend if she was constipated I could use my dick as a steam shovel and do some chizzling on her ass
by Pony tank 69 November 29, 2020
She's pretty nasty . She pulled off her underwear, passed out, and left her swamp log next to the couch.
by Pony tank 69 April 04, 2021
When two dudes are fucking one woman and the scrotum from one of either bounce, graze, slap, knock, tag, etc., against the other pokers scrotum.
Hey man! Your balls are like wingnuts bouncing on a drum. When we were nailing her your balls and my balls were knocking hard and fast like a mad mother fucker pounding on a cheater's panic room. Too much testicle tag for me. I'm sorry, but your balls have got to go.
by Pony tank 69 March 28, 2021