Definitions by Pony tank 69

Worm pincher 

Child molester

I was 3 years old when I wanted to go fishing with that old man. One day he said, " Hey?!... Fishing?!...You wanna… come?"

He pinched my worm but he didn't put it on the hook. He smothered it with brownie juice. Then my dad yelled hey worm pincher where you at and I said oh you're looking for my uncle

Worm pincher by Pony tank 69 December 1, 2023

Forgot to cum 

When you're on top of a nasty chic and her face looks like what her ass smells like, you stop. Then you get up and walk away forgetting to do something. You realize that you forgot to cum.

Man...never will I fuck her again. That stenchy bitch was so nasty I forgot to cum.

Forgot to cum by Pony tank 69 May 7, 2021

Swamp log 

A used tampon stuck on the inside of a female's undies after she takes them off and leaves it.

She's pretty nasty . She pulled off her underwear, passed out, and left her swamp log next to the couch.

Swamp log by Pony tank 69 April 4, 2021

Testicle tag 

When two dudes are fucking one woman and the scrotum from one of either bounce, graze, slap, knock, tag, etc., against the other pokers scrotum.

Hey man! Your balls are like wingnuts bouncing on a drum. When we were nailing her your balls and my balls were knocking hard and fast like a mad mother fucker pounding on a cheater's panic room. Too much testicle tag for me. I'm sorry, but your balls have got to go.

Testicle tag by Pony tank 69 March 28, 2021

Chizzling 

The act of having anal sex with somebody who is constipated. Having to use your dick as a steam shovel to force your way through colon pavement.

I told my girlfriend if she was constipated I could use my dick as a steam shovel and do some chizzling on her ass

Chizzling by Pony tank 69 November 29, 2020

Chizzling 

The act of trying to have anal sex with somebody who is constipated.

And my girlfriend was so bummed up I started chizzling her last night and boy she got mad because she started bleeding.

Chizzling by Pony tank 69 November 29, 2020

Pitbull's pussy

When a woman bends over and it looks like a dog's pussy just drooping
there.

Man, your old mother bent over the other day with her pee hole hanging right between her legs sagging so much that it looked like a pitbull's pussy.

Pitbull's pussy by Pony tank 69 February 7, 2020