9 definitions by Pony tank 69

Cork punch

When a woman forgets to pull out a tampon and you stick it in.

I was so horny last night I went to put it in her and all of a sudden I felt something and oh my God I just did a cork punch.

by Pony tank 69 August 11, 2019

cream n steam

Jack off on fresh wet laundry before putting in dryer.

Hey, what's all that jizz on the floor by the dryer?Did you just give my clothes a cream n steam

by Pony tank 69 July 14, 2019

Testicle tag

When two dudes are fucking one woman and the scrotum from one of either bounce, graze, slap, knock, tag, etc., against the other pokers scrotum.

Hey man! Your balls are like wingnuts bouncing on a drum. When we were nailing her your balls and my balls were knocking hard and fast like a mad mother fucker pounding on a cheater's panic room. Too much testicle tag for me. I'm sorry, but your balls have got to go.

by Pony tank 69 March 28, 2021

Pitbull's pussy

When a woman bends over and it looks like a dog's pussy just drooping
there.

Man, your old mother bent over the other day with her pee hole hanging right between her legs sagging so much that it looked like a pitbull's pussy.

by Pony tank 69 February 7, 2020

Burnt grits

Fecal matter left on penis with a gritty dark looking appearance.

after I got done f****** my sister in the ass I fell asleep and woke up with a bunch of burnt grits on my dick.

by Pony tank 69 October 14, 2019

Forgot to cum

When you're on top of a nasty chic and her face looks like what her ass smells like, you stop. Then you get up and walk away forgetting to do something. You realize that you forgot to cum.

Man...never will I fuck her again. That stenchy bitch was so nasty I forgot to cum.

by Pony tank 69 May 8, 2021

Chizzling

The act of trying to have anal sex with somebody who is constipated.

And my girlfriend was so bummed up I started chizzling her last night and boy she got mad because she started bleeding.

by Pony tank 69 November 29, 2020