Pitbull's pussy

When a woman bends over and it looks like a dog's pussy just drooping
there.

Man, your old mother bent over the other day with her pee hole hanging right between her legs sagging so much that it looked like a pitbull's pussy.

by Pony tank 69 February 07, 2020

Testicle tag

When two dudes are fucking one woman and the scrotum from one of either bounce, graze, slap, knock, tag, etc., against the other pokers scrotum.

Hey man! Your balls are like wingnuts bouncing on a drum. When we were nailing her your balls and my balls were knocking hard and fast like a mad mother fucker pounding on a cheater's panic room. Too much testicle tag for me. I'm sorry, but your balls have got to go.

by Pony tank 69 March 28, 2021

Burnt grits

Fecal matter left on penis with a gritty dark looking appearance.

after I got done f****** my sister in the ass I fell asleep and woke up with a bunch of burnt grits on my dick.

by Pony tank 69 October 13, 2019

Chizzling

The act of having anal sex with somebody who is constipated. Having to use your dick as a steam shovel to force your way through colon pavement.

I told my girlfriend if she was constipated I could use my dick as a steam shovel and do some chizzling on her ass

by Pony tank 69 November 29, 2020

Chizzling

The act of trying to have anal sex with somebody who is constipated.

And my girlfriend was so bummed up I started chizzling her last night and boy she got mad because she started bleeding.

by Pony tank 69 November 29, 2020

Worm pincher

Child molester

I was 3 years old when I wanted to go fishing with that old man. One day he said, " Hey?!... Fishing?!...You wanna… come?"

He pinched my worm but he didn't put it on the hook. He smothered it with brownie juice. Then my dad yelled hey worm pincher where you at and I said oh you're looking for my uncle

by Pony tank 69 December 01, 2023

Forgot to cum

When you're on top of a nasty chic and her face looks like what her ass smells like, you stop. Then you get up and walk away forgetting to do something. You realize that you forgot to cum.

Man...never will I fuck her again. That stenchy bitch was so nasty I forgot to cum.

by Pony tank 69 May 07, 2021