6 definitions by Podge, Paul, Dave, Sean

milk spots

dashes of cum on a young maiden's face

"you got a few milk spots there love"

by Podge, Paul, Dave, Sean August 26, 2006

cuntswoggle

the art of swoggling a cunt

"I am a master of the mile high cuntswoggle"

by Podge, Paul, Dave, Sean August 26, 2006

maximumbuzzability

A state approaching Nirvana, possible to achieve whilst high on magic mushrooms.

Lord Sutchcliffe! I say, i require a good cigarette if I am ever to achieve maximumbuzzability.

by Podge, Paul, Dave, Sean August 26, 2006

hangover brown

the colour of your shit the morning after a good night of drinking beer. see hangover black if you've been drinking guinness

my walls are hangover brown

by Podge, Paul, Dave, Sean August 26, 2006

fiddlepip

An expression of exasperation commonly used when one pours sour milk over ones bowl of conflakes in the morning when its bucketing down rain outside and you've got to cycle into work and don't have time to get anything else to eat... and you've been dumped the night before... and you've got a chillblain... and you've lost your place in the book you were reading... and you've got one of those tickly coughs that won't go away.. and you've stepped on an upturned plug in your socks just before.

"Ah goddamn fiddlepip!"

by Podge, Paul, Dave, Sean August 26, 2006

hungry beans

a pair of testicles in need of milking. commonly used by people who are too English to say 'me balls are aching'

i got some bad hungry beans man, d'you wanna suck 'em?

by Podge, Paul, Dave, Sean August 26, 2006