Definitions by Pmc

ink one out 

masturbate, spank, beat off

Thought about her so much that I just HAD to ink one out.

ink one out by pmc November 2, 2002

platters 

1. A set of cans (rack) that defies gravity, as if supported by, or served up on platters.

One monstrous set of platters is almost
too much for any man.

platters by pmc November 2, 2002

PDA 

Public Display of Affection

Jesus, not another PDA! There are 24 hours in a day... can you two take it somewhere else please!

PDA by pmc November 2, 2002

ink 

semen, spunk, wad

I coated her cans with ink.

ink by pmc November 2, 2002

squirter 

A female who can ejaculate, usually with serious force and distance

Damn, she's a squirter!

squirter by pmc November 2, 2002

dry spank 

Masturbation without the aid of lubrication. Can be done anytime, anywhere.

If yer a man with a hand, and it can reach yer schlong, yer never far from
a good ol' dry spank

dry spank by pmc November 2, 2002