Definitions by Plumbermark

Scented Dumpling

A scented candle that has a nice dumpling sized poo in it. Commonly used with christmas scents

Man I wish I could go, but I have to squeeze out 5 more scented dumplings to finish my Christmas gifts

Scented Dumpling by Plumbermark February 19, 2026

Pork Belly

The sexual act of inserting a Ham Hawk into a vagina and removing the bone to create a tighter hole and a more pleasurable experience. Common with adults who have had multiple children, or after your wife visits with her “good friend”

Have to go to the store, after my wife visits with her personal trainer we need to pork belly for me to feel anything

Pork Belly by Plumbermark January 13, 2026

Sausage log

A hole drilled into a log that is then filled with any kind of sausage product. Commonly used when a dildo is unavailable.

“My husband is out for the week! Time to dust off the old Sausage Log!”

Sausage log by Plumbermark March 14, 2025