Tok-Blocking

When you watch TikTok all day and realize it’s massively interfering with your dating life.

Girl, you have to get off TikTok for a day and try a dating app instead, you’re tok-blocking yourself into staying single!

by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020

Hey & Pray

Indiscriminately spamming every match with a basic "Hey there," "Hey you," "Hey," "Hi," and praying that someone will respond and be interested.

Ugh, this is the fifth guy this week to hey & pray me, what do you even say back to "hey"?

by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020

Folklore-ing

Being so focused on fairytale romance that expectations don’t match reality.

Betty is totally folklore-ing James because she is too busy waiting for her White Horse and her White Veil occasion.

by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020

Endgame-ing

Accidentally sending a NSFW photo or video to someone you're dating.

I almost ended up endgame-ing Jon by sending him a NSFW photo I had in my camera-roll, it was in between the photo of my dog and the bomb salad I had for lunch!

by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020

Zoomlander-ing

When a Zoom date spends the entire time checking themselves out in the camera instead of looking at the person they're on a date with.

I was on a first Zoom date with this girl and she was totally Zoomlander-ing – I don't think she even knows what I look like!

by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020

Baby Zoomer

A term to describe the new ‘generation’ of babies conceived during lockdown.

My mate Jessica just told me she’s pregnant, so I congratulated her on her future baby zoomer!

by Plenty of Fish November 12, 2020

Sanitizing

The act of wiping your social media of all photographic evidence of a past relationship.

We broke up yesterday and I've already started sanitizing my Instagram. Once I sage my apartment, I'll officially be over it.

by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020