Treating every relationship like it’s your last and getting super serious with someone you just started dating.
by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020
Indiscriminately spamming every match with a basic "Hey there," "Hey you," "Hey," "Hi," and praying that someone will respond and be interested.
by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020
I’ve told my mate Alex that I think him and his new girl need some proofing before they move in together, they don’t know each other very well yet!
by Plenty of Fish November 12, 2020
Making your social media accounts private so prospective dates can't creep on you, because hello – no one likes a creeper!
So we haven't even met in person but he already "liked" a bunch of photos deep on my Instagram, and that's when I knew I had to start stalk-blocking.
by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020
When someone’s chat is twice baked and you have the same repetitive boring COVID convos, from sourdough to banana bread.
I just had to get out of that chat, it was so twice baked and I’m utterly sick of talking about the pandemic.
by Plenty of Fish November 12, 2020
Betty is totally folklore-ing James because she is too busy waiting for her White Horse and her White Veil occasion.
by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020
When a Zoom date spends the entire time checking themselves out in the camera instead of looking at the person they're on a date with.
I was on a first Zoom date with this girl and she was totally Zoomlander-ing – I don't think she even knows what I look like!
by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020