Plenty of Fish 's definitions

Proofing

Giving a relationship time to breathe and not rushing into it.

I’ve told my mate Alex that I think him and his new girl need some proofing before they move in together, they don’t know each other very well yet!

by Plenty of Fish November 12, 2020

Connell-vision

Fancying someone based on their fashion sense

I’ve been trying to get to know Brian for his personality, but I’ve got total Connell-vision, I only fancy his outfits. I can’t help it though, he’s got such great style!

by Plenty of Fish November 12, 2020

Barnard-castling

Getting caught out by your partner for using outlandish excuses.

Totally caught Ben Barnard-castling last night when he tried to bluff his way out of why he didn’t have dinner ready. His excuse was downright pathetic!

by Plenty of Fish November 12, 2020

Baby Zoomer

A term to describe the new ‘generation’ of babies conceived during lockdown.

My mate Jessica just told me she’s pregnant, so I congratulated her on her future baby zoomer!

by Plenty of Fish November 12, 2020

Twice Baked

When someone’s chat is twice baked and you have the same repetitive boring COVID convos, from sourdough to banana bread.

I just had to get out of that chat, it was so twice baked and I’m utterly sick of talking about the pandemic.

by Plenty of Fish November 12, 2020

Hey & Pray

Indiscriminately spamming every match with a basic "Hey there," "Hey you," "Hey," "Hi," and praying that someone will respond and be interested.

Ugh, this is the fifth guy this week to hey & pray me, what do you even say back to "hey"?

by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020

Bradying

Ending a long-term relationship despite friends and family thinking you're making a mistake.

As if breakups aren't tough enough, I'm always Bradying because my friends and fam get too attached to my girlfriends.

by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020