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Baby Zoomer

A term to describe the new ‘generation’ of babies conceived during lockdown.

My mate Jessica just told me she’s pregnant, so I congratulated her on her future baby zoomer!

by Plenty of Fish November 12, 2020

Barnard-castling

Getting caught out by your partner for using outlandish excuses.

Totally caught Ben Barnard-castling last night when he tried to bluff his way out of why he didn’t have dinner ready. His excuse was downright pathetic!

by Plenty of Fish November 12, 2020

Sanitizing

The act of wiping your social media of all photographic evidence of a past relationship.

We broke up yesterday and I've already started sanitizing my Instagram. Once I sage my apartment, I'll officially be over it.

by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020

Maskerading

Fronting that you care about COVID-19 safety precautions for optics or to impress a match.

I was super stoked to find someone who’s also taking COVID guidelines seriously, but she’s totally maskerading! She posted an Instagram story last night and she was at a huge house party

by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020

Apocalypsing

Treating every relationship like it’s your last and getting super serious with someone you just started dating.

Person 1: who tf is that new chick w alex?
Person 2: idk he's been apocalypsing like crazy

by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020

Date Digger

A woman who in many cases involving internet dating sites will solicit invitations from men for a formal dinner date (and expect the man to pay 100% of the cost) with no intention of actually dating the man or getting involved in a relationship. These ladies use this scenario for their own purpose of entertainment and a free meal and at the end of such date the “date digger” usually will tell the man that they are not interested or there was no chemistry. Protection from this sort of mal-treatment by unscrupulous women is to up front ask them to a Dutch date (50/50) where each party splits the cost of the meal. This is totally acceptable as if the woman is truly interested in wanting to meet a respectful man for a potential relationship then the dinner being used as a bribe or entertainment, thus both parties are free to enjoy each other’s company by truly getting to know each. If it does not work or either party does not like the other for whatever reason then each can go their own ways not feeling taken advantage of. Most will find that the “Date Digger” will become offended, or decline the date under these circumstances, and the man should immediately move on ignoring any of her attempts to coheres him into going thru with it, these situations should be a red flag that she is not truly interested in getting to know him or being involved in a serious relationship.

Sandy a "Date Digger" joined an internet dating site and was subjected to hundreds of men asking her out for a date, she quickly became narcissistic and self-centered her ego overinflated she used these men to obtain free meals at different restaurants any night of the week from a different men with no intention of having a relationship with any of the men.

by Plenty Of Fish December 8, 2010

Bradying

Ending a long-term relationship despite friends and family thinking you're making a mistake.

As if breakups aren't tough enough, I'm always Bradying because my friends and fam get too attached to my girlfriends.

by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020