Definitions by Pleco

me.me 

A "meme" website that claims to showcase the best "dank memes," but is actually a leading distributor of the lowest, most unfunny normie-level memes on the internet.

Person 1: "Haha, look at this meme!"
Person 2: "Dude... why are you on me.me? That site makes iFunny look like Reddit."

me.me by Pleco October 3, 2017

tenure gap 

The difference in the overall personalities and classroom behavior between teachers (specifically high school teachers) who have received tenure, and those who have not. For example, a teacher without tenure may be overly cautious in class in order to avoid offending anybody in the slightest, whereas a tenured teacher simply couldn't give a shit.

Person 1: "Hey, dude, how do you think our chemistry teacher got away with whipping his dick out in class?"
Person 2: "You know, the tenure gap."

tenure gap by Pleco September 27, 2017

Retail Embarassment 

When somebody is shopping in a retail store, and a person (usually a curious or misbehaved child) presses a sound sample button with the intention of annoying /embarrassing nearby shoppers with the sound.

Wife: Did you get anything at Walmart?

Husband: No. Some jerk kid standing next to me hit a sound button, so I had to get out of there before the retail embarassment set in.

Retail Embarassment by Pleco December 23, 2014

microphone

An African-American (mainly from the 1970s) that adorned an unusually large afro.

Tyrone: Wow Leroy, if you graduated in '72, your yearbook probably looked like a collection of microphones.
Leroy: Graduate? Who you talkin' to nigga?

microphone by pleco December 28, 2005

rolling the dice 

When one feels the urge to fart, but isn't sure whether or not defecation will occur.

Rolling the dice is always a gamble, sometimes you're okay, sometimes you crap out.

rolling the dice by pleco December 28, 2005