floppy disk

a disk with such little capacity that it one of the wonders of the world why it hasn't come out of use yet

floppy disks suck

by PlayDohMan July 03, 2004

Flash

the hardest most annoying program to get to work right. If you can pull off all the action script and shit and you're a good artist you've got everything you need to be on the top 50 at Newgrounds

How the fuck do u make buttons on Flash its so damn annoying

by PlayDohMan October 01, 2004

television

a device for giving one's self eye cancer

Patient: Doctor i got eye cancer from watching too much TV.
Doctor: Well nothing we can do, we'll have to put you to sleep. Here, i have a nice dose of murder for you

by PlayDohMan May 11, 2004

mexican wine

a six pack of budweiser and a pack of dorritos

budweiser and dorritos are the only things mexicans eat

by PlayDohMan March 03, 2005

Jacktard

a portmanteau of jackass and retard that is also used to insult people
hilarity often insues

that jacktard sold his car for the gas money

by PlayDohMan June 08, 2006

powder keg

1. a keg full of gunpowder
2. a very violent or tense person
3. an area of countries with high nationalism and low tolerence for neighboring countries

1. Billy 'moonshine' Bob: pass me the powder keg, hadn't eaten this stuff in a while.
2. She's a powder keg ready to explode
3. the balkan region was a powder keg at the turn of the 20th century

by PlayDohMan May 11, 2004

mexican pop tart

a bottle of oxycontin a.k.a. oxycotton wrapped in bacon and smothered in hershey's chocolate

mexican pop tarts will mess u up

by PlayDohMan March 03, 2005