Definitions by Platmatt

Fucking Hell Fire 

Shock, disbelief, amazement at an event or occurrence.

Typically when something not good has happened. Accident, injury or damage.

John and Maureen were walking down the street when a speeding car drove passed them and the crashed.

John said “Fucking Hell Fire Maureen! Did you see that?”

Fucking Hell Fire by Platmatt February 13, 2022

Right up the shit box 

Having sexual intercourse with someone’s anus / bottom. The person doing the penetration ensures the full length of their penis is up the anus.

I was having sex with a person and I did them “Right up the shit box”

Right up the shit box by Platmatt May 18, 2021

GOAT

Greatest Of All Time

Matt: Did you see what Sam Mariner did?

Ste: Yeah, he got an HNC in Mechanical Engineering that boi is GOAT

Matt: GOAT??

Ste: Greatest Of All Time!!

GOAT by Platmatt June 9, 2020

WAFL 

What A Fucking Liberty

WAFL

What A Fucking Liberty

Boss: Andy please can you make a brew

Andy: But I don’t need a brew?

Boss: Not for you, For me!

Andy: For you, WAFL!

Boss: WAFL?

ANDY: WHAT A FUCKING LIBERTY!!!

WAFL by Platmatt June 9, 2020

Me 

To confirm to someone During conversation who you are talking about.

Reece: I am going to the shop, me

Or

John: Hi Reece, what did you do last night?

Reece: I was gonna go to the pub, me but decided to stay home and get a takeaway instead, me.

Or

Reece: Hi Joseph it’s me, it’s Reece.

Me by Platmatt May 28, 2020

Crikey Moses 

Shock, disbelief, surprise

Tommy’s saw his girl naked for the first time and said “Crikey Moses!”

Crikey Moses by Platmatt October 15, 2019