A man with a one inch penis that's very angry because of his tiny scrotum, loves shitty death/black metal, is a bong zombie who loves the zombie bong, sniffs rank stinky facts, and is genuinely wack.
When Skull splitting anger got broken up with because of his tiny penis and balls, he resorted to huffing paint and sniffing rank farts
by PkTheArsonist July 09, 2021
A sex position where you flip the girl upside down and put ice in her ass. fuck her until it melts, then put the water from the melted ice into a dildo mold in a freezer. when frozen, take the dildo shaped ice and fuck her with it until it too melts, then drink the water.
by PkTheArsonist June 26, 2021
The best fucking teacher ever, so good he lets people make waffles in his classroom. You will miss this teacher.
by PkTheArsonist June 26, 2021
Sam: "this meme page quornhub sucks, I'm gonna unfollow"
Bill: "what took you so long? I unfollowed a year ago because of the ads!"
Bill: "what took you so long? I unfollowed a year ago because of the ads!"
by PkTheArsonist June 26, 2021
When you knock someone out and proceed to cum into their mouth while they are unconscious. It is the ultimate form of disrespect and ridicule.
1.
PK: "I'm finna knock that boy out and cum in his mouth
S.A.: "On god bruh, he gon a wake up and be all like "damn I got cum in my mouth" n shit"
PK: "thas right, he gonna wake up with a salty surprise"
2.
PK: "that boy likes to talk real big huh? He better check himself before he gets the salty surprise"
PK: "I'm finna knock that boy out and cum in his mouth
S.A.: "On god bruh, he gon a wake up and be all like "damn I got cum in my mouth" n shit"
PK: "thas right, he gonna wake up with a salty surprise"
2.
PK: "that boy likes to talk real big huh? He better check himself before he gets the salty surprise"
by PkTheArsonist May 30, 2022
When sex with a watermelon that confuses gamers that listen to popular rapist gang City Morgue, the bigger the watermelon the more gang affiliated they are.
Man: "excuse me mam, are you gang affiliated?"
Lady: "uuuh are you daft? I'm SUPER gang affiliated, do you even see this watermelon??"
Lady: "uuuh are you daft? I'm SUPER gang affiliated, do you even see this watermelon??"
by PkTheArsonist June 26, 2021
The religion for those who believe they are superior to all others. Members worship the Gods of power and greed, Titan and Moist, through consumption of whiskey and cigars and daily prayer.
Dr. Jinjie: "In the name of Titanism, should we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?
Mr. Roy: "indeed, I believe so"
Mr. Roy: "indeed, I believe so"
by PkTheArsonist June 24, 2021