Texas

a.)n. A state of mind

b.)adj. An adjective to describe something bigger and better.

c.) A state of the USA. It has crappy weather and has five of the fattest cities in America.
I can't wait until I leave Texas. I want to go to San Fransisco and be a gay porn director.
by Pitoyable May 22, 2005
mugGet the Texasmug.

monkeyhole

A monkey's asshole. Used for insults and lack of come backs.
*see monkeybone
*see suck monkeyhole

Came into use when a girl got tired of your mom, your face, and monkeybone come backs.
bob: You are a motley fool.
girl: Suck monkeyhole!

(It's technically impossible to suck a monkey's asshole, so don't actually attempt it. The phrase "suck monkeyhole" is said to someone that is so full of shit, that they should go suck the shit out of a monkey's asshole to keep a steady supply.)
by Pitoyable May 09, 2005
mugGet the monkeyholemug.

Bull shitter

n.
a.) A person who tells lies to get out of bad situations.

b.) A person that chats with someone who is incapable of understanding sarcasm.

c.) A person who lies to get in good with another.
I had to be a total bull shitter to keep from being grounded.
by Pitoyable May 02, 2005
mugGet the Bull shittermug.

narf

An exclamation. Used when one has done or said something particularly stupid.
boy#1: "What is Harmony of Color?"

boy#2: "Color that's harmonious. Narf!"
by Pitoyable May 20, 2005
mugGet the narfmug.

beyotch

A friendly use of the word bitch. Usually used in greeting one's friend, or when one has succeeded over someone.
Hey, beyotch!

You got owned, beyotch!
by Pitoyable May 02, 2005
mugGet the beyotchmug.

transvestite

n. A transvestite is a man or woman who wears clothing of the opposite sex. Unlike the drag queen or draq king where the person is homosexual, a transvestite can be gay or straight.

Many tranvestites have a love of a particular type of clothing of the opposite sex, usually brought on by happy childhood memories of it.

*Not to be confused with the transsexual.
The transvestite down the street can always be seen wearing fluffy pink sweaters.
by pitoyable July 15, 2008
mugGet the transvestitemug.

monkeybone

A monkey's hard cock. Used for insults and lack of come backs.
*see monkeyhole


Came into use when a girl got tired of your mom and your face insults.
bob: you are a motley fool.
girl: You suck monkeybone.

boy 1: Say what? That don't make no sense.
boy 2: You're so hard-headed.
random boy: Yeah, you're such a monkeybone.
by Pitoyable May 09, 2005
mugGet the monkeybonemug.