Pissed Off Paul's definitions

boy band

a group of 4 or 5 men who lip sync other people's music while pretending to like girls

Boy bands are nothing but a bunch of no-talent, 30-year-old pretty boys who like to bend each other over!

by Pissed Off Paul March 1, 2004

white rasta

a fake ass, ganja smokin, unwashed, Bob Marley listenin to cracker ass cracker who thinks he's "connecting" with the black man by PRETENDING to fight for equality

Go smoke some hippie lettuce, ya stupid ass white rasta. Funckin dumb ass honky.

by Pissed Off Paul March 5, 2004

holy trinity

The 3 greatest female rock singers of all time!

Pat Benatar, Ann Wilson, & Amy Lee

by Pissed Off Paul October 13, 2003

swampass

The foul odor from one's anus that causes one's underpants and pants to stink. Swampass is caused by a combination of sweat/body odor and diarrhea.

Damn! Wash your damn sweatpants, dude! They STINK of SWAMPASS!

by Pissed Off Paul October 14, 2003

redneck trifecta

The "redneck trifecta" represents the three things a redneck cannot live without: NASCAR, rasslin', and Wal-Mart!

"I reckon I'll buy me some jerky and discount beer at the Wal-Mart and spend all day watchin rasslin and NASCAR!" -Cledus

by Pissed Off Paul October 16, 2003

dodgeball

A excellent game in which two teams try to eliminate each other by tagging opposing players "out" with an inflatable rubber ball. A player is out if he is struck by a ball before it bounces or if he throws the ball and an opposing player catches it before it bounces. If a ball bounces, it is considered out-of-play until it is thrown again.

A lot of useless liberals who call themselves "physical education teachers" are trying to turn children into pansies by outlawing dodgeball. These idiots, who never should have been certified to teach in any state, don't realize that dodgeball does NOT destroy self esteem. Dodgeball is nothing more than a REALLY FUN GAME!

by Pissed Off Paul October 17, 2003

spend like a drunken sailor on shore leave

To spend a lot of money at any one given time; taken from the fact that sailors, while on shore leave, used to spend all of their money on whores and alcoholic beverages

I stopped letting my wife use the credit card. Every time she goes to the mall, she spends like a drunken sailor on shore leave!

by Pissed Off Paul October 7, 2003