Pissed Off Paul's definitions
by Pissed Off Paul October 13, 2003
Get the holy trinitymug. A hoopty is beat-up, piece of shit car with a rusted-out body, a bad transmission, and an engine that only runs on sunny days!
by Pissed Off Paul October 8, 2003
Get the hooptymug. by Pissed Off Paul October 10, 2003
Get the gay blademug. A excellent game in which two teams try to eliminate each other by tagging opposing players "out" with an inflatable rubber ball. A player is out if he is struck by a ball before it bounces or if he throws the ball and an opposing player catches it before it bounces. If a ball bounces, it is considered out-of-play until it is thrown again.
A lot of useless liberals who call themselves "physical education teachers" are trying to turn children into pansies by outlawing dodgeball. These idiots, who never should have been certified to teach in any state, don't realize that dodgeball does NOT destroy self esteem. Dodgeball is nothing more than a REALLY FUN GAME!
by Pissed Off Paul October 17, 2003
Get the dodgeballmug. To spend a lot of money at any one given time; taken from the fact that sailors, while on shore leave, used to spend all of their money on whores and alcoholic beverages
I stopped letting my wife use the credit card. Every time she goes to the mall, she spends like a drunken sailor on shore leave!
by Pissed Off Paul October 7, 2003
Get the spend like a drunken sailor on shore leavemug. The foul odor from one's anus that causes one's underpants and pants to stink. Swampass is caused by a combination of sweat/body odor and diarrhea.
by Pissed Off Paul October 14, 2003
Get the swampassmug. a woman with big titties, a small waist, and a big ass; called so because her body is shaped like a double bass
by Pissed Off Paul October 8, 2003
Get the Double Bassmug.