3 definitions by Piss Finger
Charlie is a really sweet and attractive person. He is a bad texter and is really into history (specifically the Trojan War.) He likes to think English is his best subject but it is actually art. He is really good at drawing noses and anime. His profile picture on Instagram is most likely a Haikyuu character. He is probably queer and is dating the hottest guy in school in his freshman class (who has a God complex.) He's probably going through an alternative phase which isn't really working out, so he just wears basketball shorts. He probably covers the cost of Edgar Allen Poe books on first dates. What a gem he is!
Charlie is a Pieces
by Piss Finger July 30, 2021
Wren is the most attractive person in existence. He is also very modest./j He has a God complex and yet completely despises himself. He's fucking hilarious and really sweet. On the outside, he seems fine, but has a lot going on inside. He masks a lot with humor and has done this for so long it has become habit. He can not spell for his life and constantly relies on auto correct and voice typing. He enjoys making art, specifically out of beads (kandi.) He is constantly a jerk and his main personality trait is being a Leo. He eats pints of Ben and Jerry's at a time and bags and bags of Cool Ranch Doritos. He has mommy issues but refuses to talk about them in depth, but still complains a lot. He hates the number 4 and the color orange and will literally end friendships over it.
Wren is a bird.
by Piss Finger July 30, 2021
Brian is a yummy individual. He has to be right on his factual knowledge and can not stand to be wrong. He can be clean... but chooses not to be around his girlfriend. He is a giving soul and let's his girl steal his things (that thief.) He refuses to buy the new iPhones because his Android works perfectly fine. Brian wears the most basic shirts a 50 year old man would buy. His hobbies include basketball, weight lifting, and staring at himself flexing in the mirror for hours on end. Brian is almost a interesting as he is attractive-not very much.
Brian is yummy.
by Piss Finger July 30, 2021