Piranha 's definitions

Canandaigua

A rich elitist snob, named after a small snobby city in west central New York State

Damn, she is so Canandaigua since she won't talk to me

by Piranha October 29, 2004

Teri Hatcher

The second most hottest and godly woman in the world after Eva Longoria, portrays "Susan Mayer" on Desperate Housewives. Also played "Lois Lane" on the late '90s sitcom "Lois and Clark".

It would be my ultimate dream of running into Teri Hatcher sometime and having fun together.

by Piranha July 7, 2006

Wexican

Term for a White person who is very Mexicanized, Similar to a Wigger.

Douglas is such a Wexican!

by Piranha May 21, 2009

Bill Clinton

The 42nd so-called "president of the United States" who proved to be the most subversive and hypocritical "commander in chief" to date. Accomplishments incude:

1) Having a affair (and being impeached for perjury partially as a result) with a White House intern.

2) Despite his own '60s era admiration of draft evaders and goals of avoiding mandatory military service (aka the draft) during the Vietnam war,Bill Clinton (aka Slick Willie) championed Selective Service draft registration to continue despite his own actions to the contrary about 30 years earlier. Hypocrite!

Bill Clinton was (and still is) a liberal subversive! At least I had guts enough to serve in the military.

by Piranha April 8, 2006

Jehovah's Witness

A bunch of rats who insist on forcing their religious beliefs on the general public at all costs, including harassment.

A whole bunch of Jehovah's Witness freaks woke me up on my day off last week, what a bunch of subversive losers!

by Piranha May 4, 2006

affirmative blaction

A cheapshot program mandated by some government agencies and institutions to give preference to Africans based on their skin color alone, it can be used by females and certain other races as well, but africans are the main benefactor, hence the definition.

I can't believe it...I lost a spot at UM even though I have a higher test score to the other guy due to Affirmative Blaction giving him a 20 point raise in the test scores! /=(

by Piranha October 26, 2004

junk mail

United States Postal Service sanctioned mail consisting of advertisements that 99.5% of the population doesn't want, but they insist on forcing down the captive postal customers throats anyway.

Dang junk mail, there is so much of it in my box clogging it that I'm being driven nuts!!!

by Piranha June 11, 2006