Eva Longoria

The most talented and beautiful actress in the world. Eva has such a youthful glow she can play diverse roles ranging from a high school student in one movie to a club dancer fleeing the law in another film all the way to a housewife.

Dang, I wish I ran across Eva Longoria's path before Tony Parker did.

by Piranha May 02, 2006

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white botulism

White girls that like inner city guys. Also tries to fit into inner city culture by:

1) Listens endlessly to Tupac and Biggie

2) Reads Ebony all day, and

3)works in a Mcjob!

Look at Lisa over there all over that inner city guy!

by Piranha July 30, 2005

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Canandaigua

A rich elitist snob, named after a small snobby city in west central New York State

Damn, she is so Canandaigua since she won't talk to me

by Piranha October 29, 2004

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Teri Hatcher

The second most hottest and godly woman in the world after Eva Longoria, portrays "Susan Mayer" on Desperate Housewives. Also played "Lois Lane" on the late '90s sitcom "Lois and Clark".

It would be my ultimate dream of running into Teri Hatcher sometime and having fun together.

by Piranha July 07, 2006

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Cockroach

Military recruiting euphemism for unsolicited recruiting targets, after their practice of lounging around at public places looking for younger people of a lesser education to hassle into joining the military.The implication is the recruiters think whoever they throw their enlistment spin at is poor and dumb enough to fall for it.

Army Recruiter 1: Look at those two cockroaches about 30 feet ahead, they look like Mc Job types.

Recruiter 2: Let's go see......

Army recruiter 1 (again)....... Have you thought about enlisting in the Army lately ???

by Piranha May 23, 2006

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