Definitions by Pipey Magraw

gattered 

1. Intoxicated with alcoholic liquor to the point of impairment of physical and mental faculties.

Basically drunk.

Last night I was gattered out my head...
Going to get gattered tonight chav

gattered by Pipey Magraw April 16, 2006

carp 

Anagram of the word Crap, can be used secretely without someone getting offended.

Mispelling of the word crap.

Also a type of fish.

Do you like your new school shoes son?
Yes Dad they're carp!
Oh right glad you liked them.

omg u iz gh3y nd u iz carp!!111111 nd i cant type

carp by Pipey Magraw April 16, 2006

gatter

1. Term for alcohol of any assortment commonly used by underage drinkers, who get older people to get them served.

Commonly used in Kent.

Yeh boi get us some gatter chav.
wot gatter you got?
wot gatter we getting?

gatter by Pipey Magraw March 27, 2006