PineappleJuice's definitions

no answer phoner

An individual who dosen't answer their phone unless they recognize the incoming number on the caller ID.

I am a no answer phoner, I be screening calls all day.

by PineappleJuice March 13, 2015

self-respect

: a proper respect for oneself as a human being

: regard for one's own standing or position

“You think because he doesn't love you that you are worthless. You think that because he doesn't want you anymore that he is right -- that his judgement and opinion of you are correct. If he throws you out, then you are garbage. You think he belongs to you because you want to belong to him. Don't. It's a bad word, 'belong.' Especially when you put it with somebody you love. Love shouldn't be like that. Did you ever see the way the clouds love a mountain? They circle all around it; sometimes you can't even see the mountain for the clouds. But you know what? You go up top and what do you see? His head. The clouds never cover the head. His head pokes through, beacuse the clouds let him; they don't wrap him up. They let him keep his head up high, free, with nothing to hide him or bind him. You can't own a human being. You can't lose what you don't own. Suppose you did own him. Could you really love somebody who was absolutely nobody without you? You really want somebody like that? Somebody who falls apart when you walk out the door? You don't, do you? And neither does he. You're turning over your whole life to him. Your whole life, girl. And if it means so little to you that you can just give it away, hand it to him, then why should it mean any more to him? He can't value you more than you value yourself.”
― Toni Morrison

self-respect

by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015

dignity

The thing you loose when you get butt raped while in the state penitentiary.

Are you ready to loose your dignity.

by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015

Manipudick

It's a mix between a manipulator and someone who only thinks with their dick.

A manipudick dosent typically care who they hurt, so long as they are satisfying their own needs when it comes to sexual pleasure. They typically have sex and lead a lot of people on because they think they are gods gift to earth; when in fact they are more similar to ducks, who float through life.

If you want to fly with the Eagles you can't be swimming with the fucks, I mean ducks.

by PineappleJuice March 7, 2015

Sheeple

Groups of people that follow the mainstream and listen to what ever it is that people tell them because they aren't capable of forming thoughts on their own or intelligent enough to figure things out for themselves.

The sheeple are what president Obama and hurler both hand going for them during their mind control escapades.

by PineappleJuice March 7, 2015

DogSpeak

The act of constantly talking to your dog, knowing full well that he/she will likely not respond with much excitement unless you use terms that have been deeply embedded in their vocabulary since they were just a pup.

I asked that bitch to help me clean up, she just looked at me and looked away. I asked that bitch to get over here. She just looked at me and looked away. I said a phrase containing only words she recognizes, the bitch lost her mind for a moment.

A phrase like, "treat, walk, run, eat, go outside, stinky, stinkbomb, stinky baby, stay, sit, lay down, shake, say I love you, food, hungry, night night," is dogspeak that will lead to a moment of resentment from your dog because they will temporarily feel as bat shit crazy as you are and then want to go outside, without you.

by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015

Julian

He comes off as an obnoxious buttfuck because he is one. He was raised by the two worst parents in the world and still lives in their basement. He tends to live in the past or future, but early the present. He doesn't have any manners what so ever and can often be heard saying 'fuck' very loudly with children present. He acts as if he is some sort of gift from God, when in fact he actually lies, steals, cheats, manipulates and beats the fuck out of women. He tries to pretend he has ' changed', when in fact the only thing that's changed is his hairstyle. He has false expectations and has no idea what the fuck he is doing 99% of the time. He thinks he's a ladies man, when he actually scares most women. He masterbates with a friend sitting right next to them and feels no shame in doing so. Julian is the epitomy of classless and white trashy.

Please don't act like a Julian.

by PineappleJuice March 9, 2015