Definitions by PineappleJuice

Bible Humpers

People who take the bible so literally that they are evil. These people tend to thing they are good people, when in fact they are not. They usually go to church every Sunday, pray before every mean, follow the most ridiculous traditions and have a horrible ego. Most of the time these fuckwits are homophobic, racist, closed-minded and judge mental towards everyone who doesn't partake in the tradition of bible humping.

I've met some real bible humpers before and believe you me, I can assure you that I am not one of these people.

Bible Humpers by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015

Terminally Horny 

To be constantly horny. To always be thirst/hungry for sex. To always want to 'd'. To be sex-crazed.

Are you terminally horny?
I think so.

Takes one to know one.

Terminally Horny by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015

Squalene 

Vaginal lubricant. An organic compound that is also found in sharks.

Her pussy drips with squalene.

Squalene by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015

Cannabinoids 

Compound found in marijuanna and human breast milk that makes people feel happy and hungry.

Those cannabinoids sure make the day better.

Cannabinoids by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015

Oxytocin 

Hormone released in the brain that makes humans feel happy. Also known as the love hormone.

Oxytocin is released when you so much as touch someone that you like. It's also released on a higher level during hugs, kissing, sex and drug uses.

Oxytocin by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015

Stress reliever

Any act that aids in the relief of stress.

Yoga is a stress reliever.

Meditation is a stress reliever.

Excersize is a stress reliever.

Absorption of vitamin d through ultraviolet rays is a stress reliever.

SEX is a stress reliever.

Stress reliever by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015

DogSpeak 

The act of constantly talking to your dog, knowing full well that he/she will likely not respond with much excitement unless you use terms that have been deeply embedded in their vocabulary since they were just a pup.

I asked that bitch to help me clean up, she just looked at me and looked away. I asked that bitch to get over here. She just looked at me and looked away. I said a phrase containing only words she recognizes, the bitch lost her mind for a moment.

A phrase like, "treat, walk, run, eat, go outside, stinky, stinkbomb, stinky baby, stay, sit, lay down, shake, say I love you, food, hungry, night night," is dogspeak that will lead to a moment of resentment from your dog because they will temporarily feel as bat shit crazy as you are and then want to go outside, without you.

DogSpeak by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015