PineappleJuice's definitions
by PineappleJuice March 1, 2015
Get the Blame yourselfmug. by PineappleJuice February 26, 2015
Get the drastic measuremug. 1. get bent
2. stop
3. it's too late
4. you had your chance
5. if you're going to play ball.you should learn the rules
6. not sustainable
7. ridiculous
2. insane
3. new job
4. new life
2. stop
3. it's too late
4. you had your chance
5. if you're going to play ball.you should learn the rules
6. not sustainable
7. ridiculous
2. insane
3. new job
4. new life
fuck off
by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015
Get the fuck offmug. 1. To stand up straight.
2. To refrain from certain forbidden activities.
3. To act in a more compassionate and caring manner.
4. To refrain from illegal activity.
5. To steer clear of droolies.
2. To refrain from certain forbidden activities.
3. To act in a more compassionate and caring manner.
4. To refrain from illegal activity.
5. To steer clear of droolies.
1. Stop slouching, please straighten the fuck up.
2. Stop smacking you gum, straighten the fuck up.
3. Stop being disrespect, straighten the fuck up.
4. Stop speeding, straighten the fuck up.
5. Stop sleeping around, straighten the fuck up.
2. Stop smacking you gum, straighten the fuck up.
3. Stop being disrespect, straighten the fuck up.
4. Stop speeding, straighten the fuck up.
5. Stop sleeping around, straighten the fuck up.
by PineappleJuice March 11, 2015
Get the Straighten the fuck up.mug. "We hold these truths to be sacred & undeniable; that all men are created equal & independent, that from that equal creation they derive rights inherent & inalienable, among which are the preservation of life, & liberty, & the pursuit of happiness; ..." --Thomas Jefferson
he Committee of Five edited Jefferson's draft. Their version survived further edits by the whole Congress intact, and reads:6
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. ——
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. ——
by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015
Get the pursuit of happinessmug. You idiot, you FWTWB.
by PineappleJuice March 7, 2015
Get the FWTWBmug. by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015
Get the humpty dumptymug.