Pineapple trombone's definitions

Bloody show

When a woman is on her period And she rubs her bloody vagina on a man’s face after sex.

I was taking Karen to pound town and she finished me off with a bloody show.

by Pineapple trombone June 10, 2018

Rusty Violin

Tongue jacking her shit box whilst fingering her clit.

I was giving Becky the old rusty violin when her mom walked in and ruined it.

by Pineapple trombone March 6, 2018

Ghost Ship

A modification of the Dutch rudder in which it's a combination of a Dutch rudder and a stranger.

"I woke up with a boner and numb arm from sleeping on it, I then proceeded to get my friend to ghost ship me."

by Pineapple trombone September 21, 2017

Sandusky Blowie

When you deep throat a freshly removed trach and you just slip it down the slit.

“Nothing beats the feeling of tracheal rings during a Sandusky Blowie”

by Pineapple trombone February 7, 2025

Eskimo Sleeve

When two friends masturbate together at the same time using two fleshlights taped together to be used with a matching thrusting tempo in the fashion of the original Eiffel Tower sex position sans a third partner.

“Hey dude I’m really sad Kelly broke up with me. You want to come over later, get drunk and break out the eskimo sleeve?”

by Pineapple trombone May 17, 2021

Cursed cunnilingus

Going down on a chick after you cream pie her pussy

I performed cursed cunnilingus on this chick because I dropped my load too quick.

by Pineapple trombone September 29, 2019

Turtle maker

A woman so ugly it actually makes your penis retract into your body.

That lady was a turtle maker.

by Pineapple trombone July 2, 2015