Pimpin Is My Lifestyle's definitions

Monkey Mask

When a person is sleeping you blow your load on their face and then rip out some of your pubes and stick them to the persons face

Ben went to sleep way too early and for that he is getting the monkey mask

by Pimpin Is My Lifestyle March 30, 2005

Grenade Pussy

A pussy that is so loose it looks like someone blew it up with a grenade.

My grandmother has a grenade pussy.

by Pimpin Is My Lifestyle March 30, 2005

Stocking Stuffer

Do a girl in the poop chute and, at any point, stuff your nuts in there too

The best time to do the stocking stuff is during ejaculation

by Pimpin Is My Lifestyle March 30, 2005

Barb Wire

Two crossed fingers in the pink, two crossed fingers in the stink

You know you are a pimp when a girl lets you give her the barb wire.

by Pimpin Is My Lifestyle March 30, 2005

Sack Attack

The act of pulling just your balls out of your zipper, then while a chick is sleeping, shoving them in her mouth

Stupid whore wouldn't let me give her the shocker so i gave her the sack attack that night

by Pimpin Is My Lifestyle March 30, 2005