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Definitions by Pimpin Is My Lifestyle

Grenade Pussy 

A pussy that is so loose it looks like someone blew it up with a grenade.

Barb Wire 

Two crossed fingers in the pink, two crossed fingers in the stink
You know you are a pimp when a girl lets you give her the barb wire.

Monkey Mask 

When a person is sleeping you blow your load on their face and then rip out some of your pubes and stick them to the persons face
Ben went to sleep way too early and for that he is getting the monkey mask

Sack Attack 

The act of pulling just your balls out of your zipper, then while a chick is sleeping, shoving them in her mouth
Stupid whore wouldn't let me give her the shocker so i gave her the sack attack that night

Stocking Stuffer 

Do a girl in the poop chute and, at any point, stuff your nuts in there too
The best time to do the stocking stuff is during ejaculation