Pietro Django Miximoff's definitions

Webster's Dictionary

Basically the lame step-cousin of The Urban Dictionary

Man: did you see bro In webster's Dictionary

Girl: what the fuck you still use webster's? You need to upgrade to Urban

by Pietro Django Miximoff March 25, 2017

that damn goldfish

That damn goldfish is a phrase used by parents across the globe to describe a goldfish that will not die like we are talking two year old never fed fish that manages to survive

Dad: hey is it dead yet
Kid: nope

Dad: gah lee that damn goldfish

by Pietro Django Miximoff July 8, 2017

fuck-i-do

A fuck-I-do is when you fuck somebody's wife right after the wedding reception

Man: hey girl you looking fine wanna have a fuck-I-do

Newly wed woman: sure do uncle frank

by Pietro Django Miximoff March 19, 2017

Quicksilver

Quicksilver is no ordinary x-man, he has super speed and super looks. He is considered, among many to be a god. He is literally the best thing to ever happen to the marvel universe

Man #1 woah bro did you see quicksilver over there

Man #2 yeah man he's a total god

by Pietro Django Miximoff March 19, 2017

Robit

A word frequently used by Murray Goldberg from the hit tv show The Goldbergs

Murray Goldberg: pick op your Robits
Adam Goldberg: they aren't robits they're go-bots

by Pietro Django Miximoff March 20, 2017