Pierre's definitions

eggplant squatter

One who situates their rear end directly over eggplant such that vertical displacement will result in the penetration of anus. Worded differently, a loser.

I can't stand him. He is such an eggplant squatter.

Some eggplant squatter broke into my car.

Filthy man. You were squatting again, weren't you?

One glance at her eggplants and we all knew immediately that they had been squatted.

by Pierre May 13, 2004

bumpsy daisy

doing a suave turn onto grass or the side of a road.

"Hold tight for the bumpsy daisy" - Joker

by pierre March 19, 2003

Chelsey M

the hottest mother fucka in all of Northern Kentucky..
2)The Dutchess of Awesome

Man oh man, that girl is almost as hot as Chelsey M!!!

by Pierre January 30, 2005

Nordschleife

Part of the Nuerburgring race-track. Also called 'the green hell'.

Niki Lauda had his accident at the Nordschleife.

by pierre May 2, 2004

karwat

Its when you have a long and noisy fart like not so far away thunder

Il Qahba xi karwat ganni

by Pierre October 12, 2004

frog

Anybody that is from France

Listen to Jacques Chiraq croak like a bullfrog on the Champs Elysees on the way to the Elysee Palace!

by Pierre January 21, 2005

organic dildo

A dildo consisting of a slug of solid human organic exudite waste. Generally employed in a bout of coitus.

"He bent over, spawned an organic dildo, pulled it out, and shoved it up her ass."

by Pierre December 28, 2005