by Pierre January 30, 2005
The Jaoist tradition tells of Soiletheus and his role in the Jaoist pantheon. Later synonymous with the Anti-J (Anok) in the New Jackist Testament.
According to the ancient legend, Soiletheus stole the first slug of excrement from Xanus (chief Jaoist diety). Xanus found himself irate and chose to punish all men by cursing each of them with an anus so that they would never forget.
Scholars have suggested that the Grecian tale of Prometheus is cognate, or possibly may have even had its origins here.
According to the ancient legend, Soiletheus stole the first slug of excrement from Xanus (chief Jaoist diety). Xanus found himself irate and chose to punish all men by cursing each of them with an anus so that they would never forget.
Scholars have suggested that the Grecian tale of Prometheus is cognate, or possibly may have even had its origins here.
"He was mad at that moment with the spirit of Soiletheus. For it was apparent that no man's trousers should ever sag so horribly," (Noctes Excrementi).
"The heathen Jaoist priest gripped the wooden idol of Soiletheus. Then, without shame, demonstrated to onlookers how capacious his toga truly was," (Journal of a Crusader)
"The heathen Jaoist priest gripped the wooden idol of Soiletheus. Then, without shame, demonstrated to onlookers how capacious his toga truly was," (Journal of a Crusader)
by Pierre July 10, 2005
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Often traveling in pairs, Eurotrash promenade their slim and overly fragrant bodies to trendy locales. Not wealthy through their own efforts, they are highly demanding.
by Pierre August 27, 2004
the action of gracefully leaning on a friend/wall/stuff
often performed while mongolled
requires special training of the neck muscles
first perfected by Angharad Matthews, and now spreading around bristol and the southwest of england and wales
often performed while mongolled
requires special training of the neck muscles
first perfected by Angharad Matthews, and now spreading around bristol and the southwest of england and wales
"for fucks sake, angie's slumping on me again"
"i feel a mondo, tip-top, clubbing jam fair of a slump coming on"
"look at them lot slumped on the bed"
"i feel a mondo, tip-top, clubbing jam fair of a slump coming on"
"look at them lot slumped on the bed"
by Pierre May 29, 2004
A dildo consisting of a slug of solid human organic exudite waste. Generally employed in a bout of coitus.
by Pierre December 24, 2005
by pierre May 02, 2004